ChrisMcQuillan

Smith shouting at the Sunderland fans haha

Oh, no, he's sitting down again.

Guthrie's coming on.

So, not TOTALLY useless, then? Haha. Closing people down is defensive play up the pitch. We haven't done anything actually going forward.

SMITH INJURED! GET IN!

Took two of them to slow Nolan down, such was his weight.

Best isn't giving them any time to build anything up from the back. Don't underestimate that.

We've been useless up front.

Well held Harper.

That was worse than the worst thing Nicky Butt ever did.

OH MY FUCKING GOD SMITH

We need to wake the fuck up. We're going to concede.

Bent or Gyan will score in this game. Lovely touch from Shola there..

That was a fucking corner.

Great save Harper. Sort it out lads.

Fucking love Enrique.

That was a terrible tackle on Enrique. No where near the ball.

That Bramble one is a red of Tiote's was.

Perch is covering the entire backline. Not convinced we should ever have loaned Kadar tbh.

Smith better turn up today. There's no excuse for a lack of commitment in the derby. He walked around against Stevenage, and if he does it here I will personally hunt him down.

You'd think there's more important stuff to fix in the world than this.

Smith's was the last name I read. Figured we had a chance up until then. 3-1 Sunderland, they'll walk over Smith and Nolan.

Don't think Colo or Enqique have done anything particularly special in Derbies. Dabizas has to be in at CB, probably with Taylor for his "fall" penalty. Aye, swap Colo for Dabizas. But Jose stays. For no reason other than sheer adoration.

Given Beye Taylor Coloccini Enrique Solano Emre Nolan N'Zogbia Shearer Ameobi Don't ask why, just a gut feeling.

Care to name them? Best, Carroll, Bothroyd, Lovenkrands