ChrisMcQuillan

Shola once again being as effective as a mouse-trap against Godzilla.

Ameobi. You're an absolute knob-end.

What was he meant to do? Shout at the ball and tell it not to be deflected badly?

3/3 now. Decent interception Raylor.

All of his passes have gone straight to Chelsea players.

FUCKING HELL JONAS.

How the fuck can ANYONE blame Krul for that goal when Smith and Ranger played like children in the park in the build up?

Vuckic penalised for being punched in the face there. Interesting.

Still impressed by that Campbell tackle.

Exactly the same as Beckford on Harper, tbh.

Raylor rightly booked. He's just Perch 2.0.

Fucking woeful pass Gutierrez. And woeful tackle Ryan Taylor.

QUALITY tackle Sol Campbell.

To blame Krul or Campbell is stupid. It was Ranger and Smith led to that goal.

Not much Campbell could do more tbh. It was Ranger and Smith playing stupid football around the box.

Campbell narrowly wide.

Corner to Newcastle.

Terrible play from.. Smith. Again.

1-0 Van Aanholt

"Newcastle hand a debut to defender Sol Campbell in a side that also sees 10 changes from the weekend. Alan Smith starts in midfield alongside Haris Vuckic, while Nile Ranger and Shola Ameobi spearhead the attack."

Tozer starts again Liverpool. Lol.

BBC reckon it's Krul Back 4 Gutierrez Smith Vuckic Lovenkrands Ranger Ameobi

Tbf, our bench is much stronger than theirs.

HT 2 - 0 Chelsea (Anelka x2) FT 2 - 5 (Ben Arfa x 4, Krul x1) Wonder what the odds would be on that.

Acts as a world class draft excluder. Stops the other players getting too cold.