ChrisMcQuillan

Routledge <-> Nile. Routledge hasn't been bad, but Barton's better out right and Nolan's wasted up front atm.

Carroll just getting man-handled and its allowed

Tiote penalised for being elbowed in the face.

Referee is so corrupt, lol

We are so shit

Hughton should be in that dug-out.

Fucking hell Steven Taylor.

Referee's corrupt as usual when we play City.

So glad we sacked Hughton, like.

But it's okay lads, we've got Pardew.

KILL DE JONG.

One of the best human beings in football. No doubt.

James Perch. Needs to be put back on the track, and then beaten thoroughly.

Wise words.

He's fucking enormous in real life.

Post of the month.

Y.Toure is a better player. As is Balotelli and Silva. *As are.

Hart Sagna Vidic Toure Baines Nani Tiote Van Der Vaart Bale Carroll Tevez

He was on three pre-January wasn't he? That would mean he's scored 26 goals in 2010 so far.

Jonas > Shane Ferguson. Northern Ireland tend to throw anyone who looks remotely capable of achieving anything into their squads these days, with all the withdrawals in friendlies. Jonas is a decent Argentinian international. Ferguson has played one game for us, that yes, involved a wondercross. Doesn't mean he's the next David Beckham.

That would be f***ing ridiculous if true. Probably a four-match ban and a fine, knowing the FA. It's hardly Barton's fault of he's got chlamydia, like.

If this wasn't so close to reality, I'd be lol'ing myself senseless. But the only bit of that I found difficult to believe was the "pint a poof" line.