Last season, Nicky Butt was tracking the guy on the ball. A guy a few rows in front stands up and shouts at the top of his voice,
"JUST KILL HIM MAN!"
So Nicky dives in, like kamikaze style, and misses the player completely.
The shouting guy went absolutely apoplectic, and starts screaming (and I mean, SCREAMING), "YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN' KILL HIM RIGHT, MAN!"
He turns and sees me laughing at him, at which point he just sat down.