ChrisMcQuillan

Harper's made three errors so far.

When was the last time Jose lost a home league game? Ten years ago, and it's only happened once. If I remember correctly.

Just looked back at the players involved in our 4 - 0 away win over Ipswich. My god. Khizanishvili, Raylor, Butt, Smith and Ranger all started, and Donaldson even got on at the end. How the hell did we manage to win that? lol

Guarantee those figures aren't accurate. There were not 5,000 people missing from the Forest game.

I'd buy it. Some great goals to relive, regardless of division.

I didn't go, but my mate did, and that is almost word for word what he said as well. I'm suprised with that as all i seem to have been saying for the last couple of seasons when watching the youth team is that we seem on the small side (Andy Carroll obviously being an exception) and struggle against the bigger more physical teams. Perhaps Villa are just reeeeeally small?

Krul Simpson Williamson Coloccini Enrique Routledge Barton Guthrie Gutierrez Ranger Lovenkrands Subs: Harper, Kadar, R Taylor, Nolan, Pancrate, Carroll, Ameobi Is what I'd love to see. Not that that'll happen.

How English would Arsenal have been?

Good boy Jose, stay away from the champagne and keep chugging those shakes Vodka and protein shake, tbh. What a lad.

Was Saylor on the pitch at the end?

I know the guy's shit these days, but he's been loyal and doesn't talk shite to the media, or does he whinge about being on the bench. He's been useful to bring on as a sub away from home this season, and I thank him for the job performances and a memorable goal against Spurs (I think it was Spurs) a few years back.

What's wrong with Krul?

I think everyone's accepted FIFA aren't going to punish divers.

Last season, Nicky Butt was tracking the guy on the ball. A guy a few rows in front stands up and shouts at the top of his voice, "JUST KILL HIM MAN!" So Nicky dives in, like kamikaze style, and misses the player completely. The shouting guy went absolutely apoplectic, and starts screaming (and I mean, SCREAMING), "YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN' KILL HIM RIGHT, MAN!" He turns and sees me laughing at him, at which point he just sat down.

Guy to my right at the last game turned to his mate and said, "Your lass has offered me a blowjob if Newcastle win tonight." The lad looked genuinely shocked. The first guy then gets out his phone at half time, saying "Newcastle two - nil up. Pucker up babes." And at full time, "Three Nil. I hope you're ganna swallow."

Best with more points than Enrique? Actim are retarded.

Souness.

This. Hughton > Brown.

Gotta feel for the guy. Probably not a huge blow for England.

He produced one of the tackles of the season early on. Sadly it was on himself

I love how it took a billion Hiroshimas and Michael Owen to wipe out the dinosaurs.