ChrisMcQuillan

Good boy Jose, stay away from the champagne and keep chugging those shakes Vodka and protein shake, tbh. What a lad.

Was Saylor on the pitch at the end?

I know the guy's shit these days, but he's been loyal and doesn't talk shite to the media, or does he whinge about being on the bench. He's been useful to bring on as a sub away from home this season, and I thank him for the job performances and a memorable goal against Spurs (I think it was Spurs) a few years back.

What's wrong with Krul?

I think everyone's accepted FIFA aren't going to punish divers.

Last season, Nicky Butt was tracking the guy on the ball. A guy a few rows in front stands up and shouts at the top of his voice, "JUST KILL HIM MAN!" So Nicky dives in, like kamikaze style, and misses the player completely. The shouting guy went absolutely apoplectic, and starts screaming (and I mean, SCREAMING), "YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKIN' KILL HIM RIGHT, MAN!" He turns and sees me laughing at him, at which point he just sat down.

Guy to my right at the last game turned to his mate and said, "Your lass has offered me a blowjob if Newcastle win tonight." The lad looked genuinely shocked. The first guy then gets out his phone at half time, saying "Newcastle two - nil up. Pucker up babes." And at full time, "Three Nil. I hope you're ganna swallow."

Best with more points than Enrique? Actim are retarded.

Souness.

This. Hughton > Brown.

Gotta feel for the guy. Probably not a huge blow for England.

He produced one of the tackles of the season early on. Sadly it was on himself

I love how it took a billion Hiroshimas and Michael Owen to wipe out the dinosaurs.

I'm with Ronaldo on this. The guy is carrying excess weight, and he does tire too easily. I do think it's also partly because of the amount of games he's played without a break. There's a clear difference between him at the start of the season and now, and I think its burnout. However, he's simply too chubby around the midriff.

;D

Suddenly he should be playing for England again. FFS.

Not even booked.

Ditto.

It's OK, you don't have to attend, nor post in the thread. Doesn't the website say 60 minutes for each 11-man squad?

Everything he said. I'm dropping the smokes and starting a fitness regime this week!

Harper Simpson Will Colo Aanholt Guthrie Smith Nolan Jonas Carroll Best Is what he'll probably go with... maybe Guthrie/Smith behind Carroll/Nolan with R Taylor on the right.

Massively psyched.

Standouts for me: Adjei, Newton, Dummett and I was also impressed with Tavernier. The whole team works quite well as a group, and I think Newton makes the thing tick. He sits in the Smith position and has great application, and he also gets into great positions driving forward. Adjei looks tidy, it'll be interesting to see if he can step up in the long run. Dummett was outstanding in the air, and very tidy again. Ameobi looked devoid of fitness, and I think he's just back from injury so perhaps that explains it. He's quite like Shola. Lanky, and has a few deft touches but his movement and final ball are poor. Really enjoyed the match, and will definitely attend the semi.