ChrisMcQuillan

That's worse than Torres.

Anita. Lush.

Composure.

UNBELIEVABLE!

United fans are pathetic. 1-0 down, at home, to US, and not even at 90 minutes.

EVERYTHING has gone through Cabaye today, and he's key to holding on to possession. Why do we bring Shola on to hoof and risk losing possession...

Can't deal with this like.

You just know Zaha's gonna score.

YES

Looking tubby.

I don't understand though. Why aren't they tired?

Coloccini shouldn't be near the team, I'm sorry. Yanga-M'Biwa and Williamson was working perfectly. Pack up Colo and send him back to Argentina on 1st January.

Just gotta rotate all them left backs.

As usual, Pardew plays his same 11 no matter what until they lose. He doesn't know what's right, only when it's working. And once it breaks, he doesn't know why, or why it worked in the first place.

Game over. Zero points this season when we concede first.

Time4Change are meeting again this week. Our issue is that proper organisation of a march takes time getting council and police approval. Perhaps a static demonstration can be organised with fewer restrictions. We'll know tomorrow, but it definitely wasn't a one-off, and we hope to have a presence at every home game in some capacity.

True. Although I think there's a breadth of opinion that Ashley has lost the plot and Pardew should be replaced that hasn't been there for a long time, if ever.

I know we're s*** and that but f***ing hell. Have we been past the QFs since 1976? Nope. Last time we got past Round 5 was indeed 1976.

Our most advanced draws in the League Cup in the past ten seasons: 13/14 - R4 - Man City (H) - lost 12/13 - R3 - Man Utd (A) - lost 11/12 - R4 - Blackburn (A) - lost 10/11 - R4 - Arsenal (H) - lost 09/10 - R3 - Peterborough (A) - lost 08/09 - R3 - Spurs (H) - lost 07/08 - R3 - Arsenal (A) - lost 06/07 - R5 - Chelsea (H) - lost 05/06 - R4 - Wigan (A) - lost 04/05 - R4 - Chelsea (H) - lost 03/04 - R3 - West Brom (H) - lost

It was announced in the summer that we'd got Category 1. I say announced, I read that it had happened.

What? All of it, the Ben Arfa thing especially. Wasn't having a pop. I suppose it does beggar belief.

What?

The last three games I've been at since April, I've seen Newcastle concede 12 and score 2. And yet some people are just content and go "Awh well, maybe next week." Not even a single song against Ashley or Pardew today. No pressure whatsoever. Most people, laughably, seem to have blamed it on Ben Arfa inside the stadium.

It's incredible, really.