ChrisMcQuillan

Defenders have fallen apart confidence wise again.

It's completely formational.

Dean is fucking bent here.

We always struggle against Wigan for some reason.

Yep, it'll be the spike kit.

Whoever it is, I think we can safely rule out their return.

He'll have picked up on that Martins thing.

Feel uncomfortable with Connor Newton being referred to as a 'strawberry blond starlet"...

Pretty sure that NUFC kit will turn out to be genuine.

Since the start of last season, Ba and Cisse have scored 76 goals in all club competitions between them.

Think they decided a conga line was more fun than watching their team. Can't say I blame them.

I would think 600 to 800. A fair number of them didn't return for the 2nd half either. Hats off to those who did though, there was a group up of 100 at the top going mental the whole second half. That conga line

Still talking about Newcastle

TBF I'd say the Enrique one was a dive.

Knowing the Journal, the 'shock team news' will be that Cisse has signed for us.

http://www.colerainetimes.co.uk/sport/football/magpies-winging-their-way-back-to-milk-cup-1-3748151

That's what I went for. Truly terrifying, that.

Arshavin

Nominations were done a couple of months ago (Feb?) - which was probably around the time the media were banging on about AOC > Walcott. In that case it's a travesty there's no Ba.

I thought Sturridge had been awful this season.

I think Southgate (?)'s explanation fits. It wasn't violent conduct, and technically he didn't preven a goalscoring opportunity because Bale was there to tap in. If there had been a player coming in to tackle Bale I think he'd have gone. Still questionable though.

So many. The Jones OG. Cisse v Villa. Raylor v Everton. Raylor v Sunderland. Cabaye v Man Utd. Shola v Mackems. Enrique standing in nets Can't decide.

What a FUCKING goal

It's not a Premier League game so don't have to use the standard Premier League font. I thought generally in the League and FA Cup they did just use the fonts of their respective divisions though.