ChrisMcQuillan

A 7 mp bid in the summer window, and he is gone. http://media.techworld.com/cmsdata/products/10167/Kodak%20large.jpg He'd go for a disposable camera full of pictures of cash.

Can't be anything but a 10. We're wheeler-dealers content to cling on to 17th place.

There isn't going to be a replacement tonight, folks.

Bendtner is absolute shite.

Just thought, WTF do we do now when Ameobi gets injured again? Best and Lovenkrands up front?

Yep. Feel sick now.

Edit: sorry, but really?! Sorry, but I genuinely feel like that. Relegation felt awful. This feels worse.

I feel sick. This is worse than relegation.

Yay. Guess we're all saved then.

1-2 defeat.

Nah man, we signed HBA. He's great, when his leg isn't in three pieces. But still, we've done great business in this window.

It's crazy isn't it? "We'll strengthen", and we sell half of our attacking players instead.

It is the media pushing it all. It's disgusting.

I can't wait to see this place implode at 11pm when Carroll is confirmed as Liverpool's new number 9, and we've not signed a replacement.

Reckon we could pay de Jong to kill him?

We're not going to sign anyone.

I'm devastated.

He's gone to Bolton.

This is the worst day ever.

What tragic excuse for a striker could we possibly get? Heskey, Cole and we'll bring back Baheng. Money well spent.

Fuck me sideways.

Yep, one of Newcastle's scout staff says he's gone. I am actually ITK occasionally lol.

Not pending on Torres' deal? She just said he's gone. I'll try and find out.

"We'll hold on to everyone in this window, and bring one or two in." In: Ben Arfa (who we already had, and has a broken leg. Out: Carroll, Routledge, Xisco. Great stuff.