ChrisMcQuillan

It's good Krul's making these mistakes. He needs to learn.

Brilliant Jonas.

If we don't get that third goal, it'll end 2-2.

Cause he's a Newcastle player, and we should applaud the effort he does put in. He tries his best. It's not his fault he's awful and we don't sign anyone better.

Well, at least it's exciting now.

Former player curse

Tbf to Taylor, he's far more of a goal threat than Williamson.

Takes Shola onto 70 goals for us now, that. Quite terrifying that, by the time he retires, he could have scored half Shearer's total for us.

He's a seriously great penalty taker. Why can't he hit the ball when it's not sitting on that spot?

Our best penalty taker, tbh. But he's also been seriously awful today.

Now watch us miss the pen

I'm a dead man.

As it stands, we're mathematically safe.

Judas! Be careful Chris, Derek will be on ur case Couldn't believe when I read that story. Not only are we meant to not complain about our star player being sold, but we best be careful not to upset his new fans. God, I hate Liverpool, man.

Judas!

The fact that they know they are considered w*** and still can't rise to the occasion just confirms their wankness tbh. Doesn't help that we completely lack a creative midfielder atm. Nolan doesn't pass forward, just look at his Chalkboards, and Tiote isn't that kind of player. Barton struggles to get involved in matches anymore now Carroll's gone, so really we rely on Jonas. The only time Lovenkrands ever looks good is when Jonas actually spots his runs and plays the ball through. I do feel sorry for Lovenkrands to an extent. He is poor, but his teammate don't do him any favours.

It must be extremely easy to prepare against us tactically, since it's blatantly obvious who we'll play every week. Yes, I know I criticised Pardew for jumbling up the back four etc. a few months ago, but I'm just saying. There was no doubt of that midfield four or attacking two, and I know that isn't Pardew's fault cause he's got no one to replace them with. Just saying it makes us even easier to defend against.

Imagine if he was some Linguist Genius and knew over 28 languages. I'd pay money just to watch Ranger try and spell Linguist.

3-1 Nolan, Ameobi, Lovenkrands Larsson

Feel kinda sorry for the dog, there.

The Sunderland injury thing is such a joke. Yes, they've lost strikers over the last fortnight. We've been without Ben Arfa, Best, Gosling, Ireland, Steven Taylor and Smith for how much of the season? They're hardly youth players. And you can say our strikers haven't all been injured, but it doesn't help they we haven't fucking got any in the first place.

Harper - Nothing Coloccini - 10m Enrique - 6m Nolan - 4m Campbell - nothing Barton - 6m Lovenkrands - nothing Simpson - 500k Perch - 1m Raylor - nothing Jonas - 5m Ameobi - nothing Tiote - 3.5m Krul - nothing Saylor - nothing Ranger - nothing Ferguson - nothing Kuqi - nothing Our entire squad for this game cost less than Andy Carroll Only seven available players were bought for money.

So we'll end the squad with available: Harper Coloccini Enrique Nolan Campbell Barton Lovenkrands Simpson Perch Raylor Jonas Ameobi Tiote Krul Saylor Ranger Ferguson Kuqi And missing through injury, sale or loan: Williamson Guthrie Routledge Gosling Smith Xisco Best Forster LuaLua Kadar Vuckic Ben Arfa Ireland Carroll