ChrisMcQuillan

Krul Simpson Taylor Coloccini Enrique Barton Tiote Nolan Jonas Loven Ameobi Subs: Harper, Perch, R. Taylor, Campbell, Donaldson, Ranger, Kuqi

No way. So we'd have a black and white, black and orange and a black kit. What happens if we play someone in black? We're all fucked.

This is rubbish.

Jesus Christ. If Saylor's back in with Colo, the end of this season could get nervy.

Sleeves will look 100% better with Premier League patches etc on them.

So miss three games, to protect him from missing three games? He's two bookings away, anyway.

Dreamt he broke his leg in pre-game warm up. Actually watched it on TV.

If we had: LM: Jonas, Ben Arfa, Ferguson CM: Tiote, Nolan, Barton, Ireland, Guthrie RM: NEW, Barton, R. Taylor DM: Tiote, Gosling, Smith I'd be satisfied with the depth of each position. Assuming we sell Routledge, we need a new right mid/winger. Larsson would do.

Jonas? Are you taking the piss?

Yes, Williamson making a mistake as a result of sustained pressure was more important that having a League 2 strike force, a clearly unfit centre-mid and less flair than a ward full of coma patients? Obviously, I realise you mean that point was pivotal, but we'd not have won if S. Taylor had played instead.

Now down to 25% win percentage.

Still a good player.

We're destined for that for the rest of the season, sadly. Our players aren't good enough. It's not their fault there's no one else to pick.

Exactly the same, but drop Enrique for Ferguson.

We're so awful. I'm off to the library. Got a degree to do. Wake me up next season if we sign some decent players.

They have players that can break and move like that. We don't. Simple as.

BBC listing Tavernier on the bench instead of Perch?

This might be the worst game I've ever seen.

Awful stuff. I'd like to see a midfield of Barton - De Jong - Smith - Cattermole take on Barcelona. They'd all end up in Intensive Care.

I'd rather watch Stoke play Blackburn than watch this shit.

Pinto gets grabbed first, tbf to him.

No.

This game is so boring.