Big River

don’t think I mentioned this at the time (because I didn’t give a shite, tbh). but I seen him running shuttles down the quayside by himself a few months after he first signed, just on a random midweek evening. he’s clearly been working his nuts off to improve and it’s brilliant to see him reaping the rewards. think he’ll score against Brighton and the roof will come off!

ah well in that case. overwhelming majority of our fans think Schar is left footed, would be good as a DM, and Murphy should play RB.

impressive how you can always bring the conversation back to being about you. loads of Man Utd fans wanted Ole out. same can’t be said for Bielsa.

can’t believe how much I like him now he’s a totally different person under Howe.

Leeds fans are gutted, which should tell us everything we need to know.

in what way?

they should get Rafa.

aye reet, we’ll fucking beat yous as well.

the work he’s done in such a short space of time has been quite simply remarkable. look at what he inherited ffs an unfit shambles of a team with a horrific mentality, zero confidence, and no identity. he’s changed absolutely everything on and off the pitch and deserves a huge amount of credit. PE teacher my arse. he’s a top manager.

E I E I E I O

‘baller

what a lovely half of football, thoroughly enjoyed that! just need a nice lengthy Bruno cameo and a Wood goal to top it off please.

I can’t wait for this nervous already. 1-0 win.

relative peanuts though when it comes to FFP. and there’ll always be other ways - rename the stands (not the whole stadium) for starters. I’m sure the Gallowgate was the Brown Ale stand at some point and nobody even noticed. I’m not against expansion by any means, it’s just not a massive priority for me as a fan. work with what we’ve got and aim to make SJP best in class, regardless of how many seats there is.

over the moon with this news. relocating would be a disaster, in my opinion. and we’d lose a lot of what makes us special. so it’s great to hear they aren’t even considering it. not overly fussed about expansion either to be honest. I haven’t got a season ticket, but was on a waiting list for my first as a kid, and it just made me want it even more. we don’t always need everything right now. we didn’t even sell out in the CL last time around. I know things have changed, but complacency will soon creep back in if we see some success. besides, there’ll be plenty of cup games/friendlies for people to attend. implement a good points system and let people earn the right to buy a season ticket.

that's the type of miss that bites you on the arse. howay Spurs you useless fucks.

what's up with all the empty seats at both Burnley and Watford? I barely pay attention to other teams, are they always like that?

interesting video, but that'd be absolutely terrible. moving from our gorgeous city centre to Long fucking Benton 100k fans trying to squeeze into Casa Antonio's for a pint.

We're going to beat these chumps comfortably.

bairns crying now, thanks @Conjo

Bruno’s fkn magic. he wears a magic hat. he could have signed for Arsenal. but he said “no, fuck that”. he wants to play for Eddie in the famous black and white. and when we win the premiership, we’ll sing this song all night. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nee chance we’re going down. absolutely nee chance.

who gives a fuck?