themanupstairs

More likely to get the clap than getting Klopp tbh

I think this would be a much happier place if yous just turned your radios off and opened a can/bottle to celebrate the impending announcement of his departure.

Exactly People giving themselves aneurysms over what some clueless spackem says on the radio. HE'S GONE. HE'S f***ing GONE. And we have hounded him out. Eat drink and be f***ing merry chaps. It hurts these idiots that he's gone (fans and outsiders), and I'm f***ing loving it.

Still, Jamie fucking Carragher should go fuck himself the jumped up hypocritical cunt that he is.

Way too early for him to be our manager. If he was retiring next season and was made player/manager from now until summer, then I'd be more than ok with it. Like it or not, Coloccini is a big (and recognizable) name in world football and he is respected by professionals everywhere. As he is still our best CB and on his day vital to our survival chances, I don't see how it would work, ESPECIALLY if Carver and Stone stay behind as the coaches.

The only way I'd look forward to his appointment is if he brought in a couple of promising Spanish/Argentine/Italian/AN Other coaches to back him up while he is on the pitch, and started some kind of young coaching/management team with big aspirations.

As far as Coloccini being a good or bad leader, I cant really tell tbh. What I CAN tell is that he is a leader all the same. Good or bad depends on how you view the club and whose side you're on. Having read the articles about him recently, it appears that he cares more about NUFC than I thought. I do not see him as a Pardew supporter if I'm honest, even if they did agree on the HBA issue. The key thing for me is his relationship with the owner. If he can get the owner excited again about NUFC, then it's all good. If he is to be a temporary stop-gap while the owner finds buyers, then even better.

It's all a bit fucking weird and I don't really care at the moment, I just want to celebrate the fact that the fraud is gone.

Lets not forget that getting shot of Pardew doesn't guarantee things will improve.

Oh f***! Thanks for that! I had totally forgotten!

Pards best be staying then! I wouldn't want things to get worse now ffs!

It would be great if once Pardew f***s off SackPardew.com release a statement saying that they will continue to highlight his failings as manager, and will work with fans of any club to hound him out of football altogether.

That would be cuntish, not great at all. They claimed that it wasn't a personal vendetta against Pardew, except in the context of NUFC. If they go around stalking him at every club, I'd lose all the respect I have for them. He's someone else's problem now. Fuck him and fuck Palace.

I say fair play to them tbh.

Pardee loves london for the escort , end of game

It's shitmadness motherfucker :'(

POTY

That's just a tasty cup of shut the fuck up to anyone who continues to be blind to reality.

Indy reckons Colo is getting it 

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/fabricio-coloccini-set-for-newcastle-united-job-9949277.html

Hardy's the one with the Colo connection no?

It's time.

http://i.imgur.com/mz9dU5Ll.jpg

Lebanon's finest wolf's milk. Cheers lads, it's finally over.

Going f***ing grocery shopping with the wives. FFS!! I'm never home when the good things happen. Enjoy it when it's announced you b******s.

 

 

Are you Tiote by any chance??

No It's an inside joke but that don;t matter now. Get this cunt seen off and we'll party when I get back.

Going fucking grocery shopping with the wives. FFS!! I'm never home when the good things happen. Enjoy it when it's announced you bastards.

Waiting for confirmation before shooting the gif load.

Just been looking around trying to find a link between FdB and SBR, and can't seem to find one. He wasn't yet at Barcelona when SBR managed there. Was hoping good old Sir Bob had put in a good word about us.

Why would Pardew go to a club with a high turnover of managers from one where he has a long term contract ?

It would great if he went there and took them down, I wonder what his fan club in the London media would say then.

His hands was tied togeva. Stayve Parish mayd the move tew layt. Not Pards faought as he's a good manija. Look ut wot he dun up vere wiv nucarsol.

Everton one of the worst teams to rock up to SJP this year.

Gouffran eat shit.

Ayoze is boss.

The end.

Unless captain Sterling scores a hattrick tomorrow, this is going to be another weak ass gameweek.

I could cry. I swear I could. I know it's "only football", but man that team riles me up proper. I swear I could cry.

Mike

And the rest of you mofos stop with the hope. He's going nowhere!

Pardew is a fucking waste of oxygen. Come on Steve Parish you bellend ffs.

No Clyne, no Clichy, Lloris on the bench along with Tadic. Another shitty week coming up.

Wont Tadic come on for you if you already have two defenders out?

No Clyne, Clichy or Yaya. FML.

As bad as Alan Smith. Even worse since he is in our present, and the other fuck is ancient history.