themanupstairs

Poor Everton

Goodison Park can collectively fuck off the fucking shithole that it is.

And you lot thought Krul's kicking was bad

GET THE FUCK INNNNNNNNNNNNN

Wtf is Hatem up to? He still in the loo?

Anita moved to RB and Perch is in the middle. Finally.

Why the fuck was Perch booked?

ffs this isn't our night

Willo man 

Perch will score

By the time Harper falls to his right, it's night time in California.

Instead of going out there and playing to our strengths we're fucking about with a non-system. Nice.

Right. Off to Monday night 5 a side. Should be back within the first 10 minutes.

HTL 

Fuck this shit we shouldn't be going out there to nullify them and try to nick something. We should go out all guns blazing. We have the pace, intelligence and lethal finishing to destroy these in the first half hour, and this should be our aim. If we give them too much respect and feel sorry for ourselves because of the injuries, we'll get rolled over.

Pardew will go with 433 tonight imo.

Harper

Anita

Williamson

Taylor

Santon

Jonas

Perch

Cabaye

HBA

Cisse

Ba

TBF, he could push Valdes out of their team.

 

He wouldn't push Valdes out but i certainly rate Krul over Valdes, i've always thought Valdes is overrated and would get found out in a poor side, his distribution and his actual footballing ability are the reasons why he has stayed in goal for Barca as he does suit their style.

 

That's pretty much it, really. Valdés' strengths are so tailored to our play style it's ridiculous. Apart from his distribution, his main virtue is one-to-ones, which is our main defensive weakness as we play with such a high defensive line.

I reckon a class GK is a class GK anywhere. Barcelona should be in for someone like Neuer imo, and the confidence he would give the back line would be far superior to Valdes' skills.

I'm usually loath to do this but I'd go

 

Krul

 

Anita Taylor Williamson Santon

 

HBA Jonas Perch Cabaye Ba

 

Cisse

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Tell Perch just to follow the big man around.

You should do this more often. Spot on imo. Except I think your keeper selection is shit 

Would rather he went to play under the watchful eye of Lee Clark. He'll make him into a man imo.

31 pts with HBA, Cisse and Baines still to play.

Blueprint?

Philosophy?

Tipi Tapi?

Intricate passing?

It's all bollocks really. I've seen as much long ball in last night's game as was seen under the "King". Just because your keeper passes the ball to the centerbacks it still makes no difference as one of them is certain to hoof it up to nowhere ad infinitum.

16 points. 5 to play. Thank f*** Hoilett didn't come off the bench and do nothing like Silva did.

Fucking rich ass rotation clubs 

25 pts thanks to Ruddy, Ivanobitch and my useless captain Eddie Hizzard.

If Tiote is out, I think Jonas and Cabaye will start in the middle, with HBA and Marveaux out wide. Starting with Bigirimana may not be the right move imo. Shudder to think that Gosling might creep into CM alongside Cabaye at this rate.

I have no problem with their remembering of Hillsbrough at all, it's the forgetting of Heysel that irks me.

 

f*** off you stupid c***.

what's this all about?

Thought James Milner had a very good game. One of his better games for the national side.

Lampard and Gerrard were woeful in the middle. Cleverly was promising with his forays into the box. Should have scored.

Danny Welbeck by far had the most impact, and I quite liked Bertrand's cameo. Very good player who is rather quietly creeping up into the hype machine.