themanupstairs

Liverpool need to bring that Carroll lad on.

 

Sturridge IMO. Bit of directness needed.

Aye, to go with all the tipi tapi Barca-esque possession football they play 

http://www.dangerhere.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/paul_merson.jpg

 

'I Wowwy for Liverpool and Brendan Rodgers this season, I weally do'

Epic fart face 

What the fuck is this "tipi tapi short passing game" that Liverpool are supposedly playing?

I see nothing different to the way they played under Grandmaster Kenny. Some passing about, Stevie long ball (insert Suarez miscontrol), attack breaks down. Rinse and repeat.

Gerraaard. Absolute dogshit. Hate his playing style. So predictable nowadays. Spends a lot of his time holding his hips and appealing for something. Utter knob.

Diaby having a very good game so far. Best player on the pitch at the moment.

Suarez runs with his head down like a charging bull looking for a free kick every single fucking time. Vomit inducing cheating little cunt.

Reina/Johnson Agger Skrtel Enrique/Sahin Gerrard Allen/Borini Suarez Sterling

 

Looks decent imo.

Weakened side with no Downing at LB

Lloris

 

Slow Lloris more like LOL

I have a mammoth list of football channels on my satellite and none of them is showing the game. f***ing b****** KO time.

Is that Jordan or Andre Ayew? Much rather go for the latter. Had a stupendous world cup last time out.

Didn't notice that Granero had already been thrown into the deep end. I'm not watching the game so I'll ask; how is he doing?

Just took his first shot. Invisible so far as QPR relentlessly keep clearing their lines up to City's defenders.

Málaga starting a 16 year old up top since Saviola/RSC are still not available. Man...

 

 

What's wrong?

 

Nothing. Just absolutely hate that expression 

 

Fair enough, my source for English football talk is mostly this place and SSN so...

Up front is alright. Up top....well, God Almighty is up top. And James Perch.

Finally they score after 27 corners already.

Málaga starting a 16 year old up top since Saviola/RSC are still not available. Man...

 

 

What's wrong?

Nothing. Just absolutely hate that expression 

Some of the cheap players have been doing really well so far: Maloney, Di Santo, Pogrebnyak, Kacaniklic, Gibson and maybe Sterling if he gets lots of gametime.

Are in my team

West Brom surprising anyone else or am I underestimating their squad?

It's a decent squad. The surprise is that they already look quite good playing under a new manager.

Málaga starting a 16 year old up top since Saviola/RSC are still not available. Man...

Mourinho taking in an afternoon kip at the COMS

You must be mad to sign Rob Green as GK, complete utter liability.

 

Signing Rob Elliot on the other hand.....

Took Nolan out of my team for Baines ffs. McAuley is my first sub so i'm hoping Sterling doesn't play for Liverpool at all tomorrow.

Also hoping for a Kompany goal and clean sheet.

The phrase "up top". Absolutely grinds on my testicles when used in any context to mean anything in the entire English language.

Hoilett moves to QPR to sit on the bench 

That really slow 'Ohhhhhhhhh wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen theeeeeeeeeeeee sppuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrsssssssssssss" is cringeworthy as f*** imo.

It is fucking horrible. Is it something they've recently started singing? I'm well aware it's an age old song, but have they just recently started singing it shitehawk style? Never noticed it before last season.

Well, we can dream! I do believe that everything happens for a reason. Maybe we didn't get Carroll and we'll now be bringing Drogba off the bench on cold Monday nights at Stoke 

The part that hurts the most is knowing every transfer deal always works out great, and so when I see so many happening and I know they're all going to be awesome, it kills me a little.