themanupstairs

Sturridge IMO. Bit of directness needed. Aye, to go with all the tipi tapi Barca-esque possession football they play

absolutely loving this

Epic fart face

What the fuck is this "tipi tapi short passing game" that Liverpool are supposedly playing? I see nothing different to the way they played under Grandmaster Kenny. Some passing about, Stevie long ball (insert Suarez miscontrol), attack breaks down. Rinse and repeat.

Gerraaard. Absolute dogshit. Hate his playing style. So predictable nowadays. Spends a lot of his time holding his hips and appealing for something. Utter knob.

Diaby having a very good game so far. Best player on the pitch at the moment. Suarez runs with his head down like a charging bull looking for a free kick every single fucking time. Vomit inducing cheating little cunt.

Weakened side with no Downing at LB

Slow Lloris more like LOL

I have a mammoth list of football channels on my satellite and none of them is showing the game. f***ing b****** KO time.

Is that Jordan or Andre Ayew? Much rather go for the latter. Had a stupendous world cup last time out.

Just took his first shot. Invisible so far as QPR relentlessly keep clearing their lines up to City's defenders.

What's wrong? Nothing. Just absolutely hate that expression Fair enough, my source for English football talk is mostly this place and SSN so... Up front is alright. Up top....well, God Almighty is up top. And James Perch.

Finally they score after 27 corners already.

What's wrong? Nothing. Just absolutely hate that expression

Are in my team

It's a decent squad. The surprise is that they already look quite good playing under a new manager.

Mourinho taking in an afternoon kip at the COMS

Signing Rob Elliot on the other hand.....

Took Nolan out of my team for Baines ffs. McAuley is my first sub so i'm hoping Sterling doesn't play for Liverpool at all tomorrow. Also hoping for a Kompany goal and clean sheet.

The phrase "up top". Absolutely grinds on my testicles when used in any context to mean anything in the entire English language.

Hoilett moves to QPR to sit on the bench

It is fucking horrible. Is it something they've recently started singing? I'm well aware it's an age old song, but have they just recently started singing it shitehawk style? Never noticed it before last season.

Well, we can dream! I do believe that everything happens for a reason. Maybe we didn't get Carroll and we'll now be bringing Drogba off the bench on cold Monday nights at Stoke