themanupstairs

Fight fight fight

North Korea should be able to arrange that. Did you see their recent missile test?

Ah yes. Used to confuse you with gattuso. Sorry for tarring you with that brush, as gattuso was a right odious prick. Apologies.

was thinking that earlier. Several chances he had to go down like he used to (trademark fling of the legs), but he decided to use his strength to stay on his feet. Surprised me.

Love one another lads

Did you not see who the two "people" were?

Wow this guy's discovered pass and move and now comes up with this nugget of wisdom. What a guy

RIP

Fat Chicken Dancer makes it 3-0. Brighton are shockingly bad.

Ricky Vaz Te scores a good header to make it 2-0 for Vast Sam

Ricky Vaz Te puts West Sam 1-0 on Brighton.

Nee chance, Raul Garcia on the other hand. Who is Javi Garcia? Why would we have no chance? The Benfica player rated at £20m He's ex-Real Madrid isn't he? Defensive mid? This is FM 10 knowledge being dredged up. He the one who scored at Chelsea?

ooh look at me...

I dont like the sound of that, Cruyff is a very smart man and pretty much the reason Barca are where they are today. If Liverpool got him as a DOF i wouldnt be suprised if hes a success. For Cruyff to do at Liverpool what he did with Barcelona, he would need to be there a long time, and even then, it would take Liverpool a good 10 years or so to start reaping the rewards. Cruyff is a club philosophy guru rather than a cosmetic director. Cruyff and Dalglish can work together as long as their remits are totally separate, and FSG decide they can afford to continue struggling for the next few years.

What the fuck is this? Some steady stream of "breaking news" as these employees head onto and out of FSG's culling conveyor belt?

To be fair the first two pages are just his profile shot. Yup. Including a pull out of the chin flaps as well. Collector's item that one.

Debuchy hopefully

Hughes was a solid enough, well-rounded footballer for a defender. Simpson isn't. And if I'm not mistaken, his last season for us (or one of), yielded some impressive assist stats. Got 6 or 7, maybe more, from fullback.

Roberto Martinez is one classy mofo. So eloquent and grounded

Arsenal 3-0 Benayoun

I'm not worried about that game. We'll do them. Title race or not.

The absolute set of cunts officiating the Wolves - Arsenal game have just given Wolves almost literally the first decision all night. They've even given throw ins against them that either shouldn't have been, or clearly came off an Arsenal player. Really baffling to see

Get the fuck in!! Rather Wigan were closer to safety when we played them. Don't give a shit about the City game. We need to win the next two to keep the heat up.

I had completely forgotten what a bunch of whinging cheating cunts Arsenal are. Really cryogenically freezes my piss.