themanupstairs

socially awkward bimpy. You should have your own blog worth of social commentary and every day mishaps. Love the mrs. bimpy gags as well.

Wat-er penalty to see off Evian. Floodgates are open. 1-2 now. Eau dear. Didn't sea that one coming. Montpellier were coasting, PSG had waved goodbye to the title, but now will be buoyed by the result. Montpellier's title charge stands still as they run into an Evian in sparkling form? Evian bottled it, 2-2. yes sir. yes indeed

Wat-er penalty to see off Evian. Floodgates are open. 1-2 now. Eau dear. Didn't sea that one coming. Montpellier were coasting, PSG had waved goodbye to the title, but now will be buoyed by the result. Montpellier's title charge stands still as they run into an Evian in sparkling form?

Not Kenny's fault to be honest. Done everything he can I'm sure in the best interest of the club. Not his fault Schwarzer had a world class night, and despite having "passed and moved it" Liverpool just couldn't find a way past him or the posts.

!? So it's not "co-tezz" like half these fancy c***s pronounce, it's "coats". Wankers. exactly

Had absolutely no idea Coates' father is Scottish! Always thought Coates was a bizzarre Latin name.

According to RAWK it's because they have a cup final coming up. http://th1143.photobucket.com/albums/n624/superben25/Reaction%20gif/th_tumblr_m08uv3iu871r0byljo1_250.gif Aye, the best scouser fans are being rested

Sounds like the home fans are under orders from RAWK not to sing to support their horrendous team, or complain at the pathetic football/lack of enthusiasm on show. This couldn't be happening to a more horrible club.

What's wrong with Martin Jol? Greek commentator says he was ill, something to do with a chest illness?

The English press is nothing but a collective of thick as pig-shit mongs who have ZERO interest in seeing England do well. Those who understand football will see the long term benefit of installing Hodgson as England manager, as long as he is allowed to also run St George's park. He knows and understands what the game lacks at grassroots and I hope he will lay the foundations to improve what is a pathetic third rate infrastructure compared to how other associations operate. Stick it to them all Roy old boy!

Thanks mate, i was just about to ring all my friends. Nice! Didn't think you had any

Had Steven Taylor been fit this season, I would have had him in with Cahill in place of Smalling.

Why did he take Ben Arfa off? He was just starting to boss everything.

If I were him, I wouldn't manage a football club ever again. Have you seen his record as Barcelona boss? I'd retire from management and let that record speak for itself.

yup that's the crux of it. He means nothing to the club or the fans. If he stays on it's probably because there is evidence to back up his claim for a coaching role.

To agree his attitude changed. Unclear whether it is England, or a coach who knew how to take good take good? nee chance! pards only gives good

Don't know where else to ask this, but can anyone point me in the direction of that Ashley Young is a diving wanker video that was posted here?

That's plan B sorted then, how did you do it? Are the tickets getting posted out or do you pick them up from the ticket office? Just rang up the extra £5 for the Wolves game is what gets you the ticket for our game which is a no brainer for just a extra £5 just make sure you ask for the both games package and to pick up don't tell them to send to your address doubt it would work if you try get them sent to Newcastle... just be prepared to dodge a few questions I had to dodge a few piece of p*ss really though. Again thanks durhamunigeordie for the heads up Did you have to fake the accent?

Oh how I would love for us to go on and win our next 4 fixtures! Qualifying to the Champions League in 4th or even 3rd, and in this manner, will not only give us a special season next year, but what gets me really excited is the potential of the "set up" we have at the moment. It gives me hope, an ever so slight and distant hope, that this team is capable of more than just qualifying to the elite tournament. It just all seems to fit into place. The core of our team in Krul, Coloccini, Tiote, Cabaye, Ben Arfa and Cisse - you have to say that is a group capable of being sensational in the short to medium term. Maybe we're done suffering, and at the risk of sounding like a numpty from RAWK, maybe "this is our time"!! Howay man!!! Get this wrapped up lads and let's take over the world!! Or not

To be fair to Villa any time I've looked at their forum recently the vast majority has been nothing but complimentary towards us. We made it easy for them to act like arseholes that day. We got relegated, they took the p*ss. The way I see it we got them back when we embarrassed them 6-0 and that was the end of it. A trip down memory lane reading that thread in its entirety. They were absolutely loving our demise. I haven't finished reading it just yet. They've just taken the piss out of us as we drew 1-1 with WBA in our first game of the championship season. They thought Coloccini was the biggest waste of money in recent years, but liked our reserve keeper Krul.

It's time that Neil got to carry out his promises in your sig.

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Must be some sort of post-trophy win syndrome, caused by the celebrations. We wouldn't know anything about that, so I wouldn't bother.

Oooh look at me, I have friends...

The weight he puts on dat pass is just pure genius! It takes a lot of intelligence, experience and selflessness to provide such an assist. The way that pass was made, you can see that Cabaye had already visualized exactly what Cisse would do with it, in exactly the same way it happened. Been saying it all season, that this fella is a major major reason our football club has been elevated to where it is now. Signing of the season by miles.