themanupstairs

WHAT A GOAAAAAAAAL WHAT A MATCH!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!! I WANT TO SLIP OLTYPE A SNEAKY BACKENDER!!!

Fuck me why can't they get him on the stretcher? Mikel should be ashamed of himself.

Surely he will be given a ban for this in retrospect? Atrocious refereeing. Get well soon Cheik

The passage of play that went through Ben Arfa, Tiote, and then Cabaye who played that deft little chip to an offside Ba was fap worthy

Think I just spotted Oldtype. Does he carry an iphone with a yellow cover? Quite a handsome bastard Oh and what a fucking goal and what a fucking half!!! Howay!!!!

What I'd give for a performance like THAT away win at Arsenal when Robert sealed it in the last minute.

socially awkward bimpy. You should have your own blog worth of social commentary and every day mishaps. Love the mrs. bimpy gags as well.

Wat-er penalty to see off Evian. Floodgates are open. 1-2 now. Eau dear. Didn't sea that one coming. Montpellier were coasting, PSG had waved goodbye to the title, but now will be buoyed by the result. Montpellier's title charge stands still as they run into an Evian in sparkling form? Evian bottled it, 2-2. yes sir. yes indeed

Wat-er penalty to see off Evian. Floodgates are open. 1-2 now. Eau dear. Didn't sea that one coming. Montpellier were coasting, PSG had waved goodbye to the title, but now will be buoyed by the result. Montpellier's title charge stands still as they run into an Evian in sparkling form?

Not Kenny's fault to be honest. Done everything he can I'm sure in the best interest of the club. Not his fault Schwarzer had a world class night, and despite having "passed and moved it" Liverpool just couldn't find a way past him or the posts.

!? So it's not "co-tezz" like half these fancy c***s pronounce, it's "coats". Wankers. exactly

Had absolutely no idea Coates' father is Scottish! Always thought Coates was a bizzarre Latin name.

According to RAWK it's because they have a cup final coming up. http://th1143.photobucket.com/albums/n624/superben25/Reaction%20gif/th_tumblr_m08uv3iu871r0byljo1_250.gif Aye, the best scouser fans are being rested

Sounds like the home fans are under orders from RAWK not to sing to support their horrendous team, or complain at the pathetic football/lack of enthusiasm on show. This couldn't be happening to a more horrible club.

What's wrong with Martin Jol? Greek commentator says he was ill, something to do with a chest illness?

The English press is nothing but a collective of thick as pig-shit mongs who have ZERO interest in seeing England do well. Those who understand football will see the long term benefit of installing Hodgson as England manager, as long as he is allowed to also run St George's park. He knows and understands what the game lacks at grassroots and I hope he will lay the foundations to improve what is a pathetic third rate infrastructure compared to how other associations operate. Stick it to them all Roy old boy!

Thanks mate, i was just about to ring all my friends. Nice! Didn't think you had any

Had Steven Taylor been fit this season, I would have had him in with Cahill in place of Smalling.

Why did he take Ben Arfa off? He was just starting to boss everything.

If I were him, I wouldn't manage a football club ever again. Have you seen his record as Barcelona boss? I'd retire from management and let that record speak for itself.

yup that's the crux of it. He means nothing to the club or the fans. If he stays on it's probably because there is evidence to back up his claim for a coaching role.

To agree his attitude changed. Unclear whether it is England, or a coach who knew how to take good take good? nee chance! pards only gives good

Don't know where else to ask this, but can anyone point me in the direction of that Ashley Young is a diving wanker video that was posted here?

That's plan B sorted then, how did you do it? Are the tickets getting posted out or do you pick them up from the ticket office? Just rang up the extra £5 for the Wolves game is what gets you the ticket for our game which is a no brainer for just a extra £5 just make sure you ask for the both games package and to pick up don't tell them to send to your address doubt it would work if you try get them sent to Newcastle... just be prepared to dodge a few questions I had to dodge a few piece of p*ss really though. Again thanks durhamunigeordie for the heads up Did you have to fake the accent?

Oh how I would love for us to go on and win our next 4 fixtures! Qualifying to the Champions League in 4th or even 3rd, and in this manner, will not only give us a special season next year, but what gets me really excited is the potential of the "set up" we have at the moment. It gives me hope, an ever so slight and distant hope, that this team is capable of more than just qualifying to the elite tournament. It just all seems to fit into place. The core of our team in Krul, Coloccini, Tiote, Cabaye, Ben Arfa and Cisse - you have to say that is a group capable of being sensational in the short to medium term. Maybe we're done suffering, and at the risk of sounding like a numpty from RAWK, maybe "this is our time"!! Howay man!!! Get this wrapped up lads and let's take over the world!! Or not