themanupstairs

Be interesting to see what contact length we give a 29 year old

Probably be what we gave Jesus +1

What do people expect from two chancers like their owners? Match made in heaven.

Walsall break there transfer record for a striker from Cyprus with 3 goals in 27 games in the Cypriot league.

He's an attacking mid/winger, and he's 20. I've seen him several times and he's got bags of talent. Not sure he can develop in England but I fucking hope so.

He's Villa's Stevie Bantz. Don't want him but happy to trust Rafa on this for now.

Wonder if Townsend is thinking 'WTF have I done' yet.

Fuck him. He's a monumental idiot for going there and deserves his career ruined choosing to play for a fraud like pards when he could've been learning from a proven winner like Benitez.

Comparing Pardew with Rafa is like comparing a she male rat with Adriana Lima. Love Rafa, proper pro and class in every department.

Looks like an old Dortmund kit. Was it the one they won the CL with back in the day?

75 million for Lukaku

Sadness in the eyes

Sadio mate

As much as I'd like to blame Pardew for his shitness, it was Tiote himself who declared he modeled his game on that of Michael Essien when he arrived.

So what? He clearly doesn't have the attributes to be at the level of Essien, but there's nowt wrong in having the aspirations to be like a class player like him. What was he meant to say? That he modelled his game on that of Amdy Faye?

Superb 

I wonder if Mbemba had the pap smear test done to determine his age? Could explain a few things.

Give it up lads. Tubesock knows better than Rafa

Love how no one gives a fuck about spelling his name correctly. Five different spellings in five different posts

My Spurs supporting mates all raving about Pritchard for the last couple of years.

I really want to go to this, I've lost my mind

Charge your phone please. Or take a spare.

Janmaat on the right wing could be a simple masterstroke. Maybe the player will be happy to stay if he's played there.

 

WHAT THE f*** WHY ISN'T ANYONE LISTENING TO WHAT THEY ARE f***ing SAYING

 

"He's never had great players."

 

Ten seconds later:

 

"Listen to the players he's worked with-and he's had some top players..."

 

Oh, mercy.

THIS!

Sorry to say lads, but the English haven't a fucking dickie bird about football in the vast majority. It's disgraceful really. Making excuses to shower SAM FUCKING ALLARDYCE with platitudes. Hilarious

Fuck me that's the best assembled squad in Italy for eons!

Baptism of fire. Welcome to England Jesus.

Made a draft team for my weird Telegraph league with my school mates.

 

Robles

Bertrand, Dann, Funes Mori, Dawson

De Bruyne, Hazard, Lamela, Mkhitarian

Aguero, Carroll

 

Will no doubt go through loads of changes, probably didn't spend enough in defence.

 

Will Robles start for Everton BTW?

Get away with this Telegraph bollocks Ian man

Colback @ 3.50 and 4.55.

The way he looks around after Lascelles clears it to see if anyone saw how shit he was on that play Fucking hell i hate him so much!

Fuck him and the shithouse club he's going to. Bye.