themanupstairs

At work at the minute, so I'm going to watch MOTD tonight with a pie and bottle of pop, doesn't sound exciting but I'm on a diet.

Fuuucccckkkkkk off you Spurs!

Delle Alli. Very good player. Diving cheating nancy.

Loved his pass to Sissoko for the Mitrovic chance as well. Pure class.

Oh yes that would have been a jizz worthy goal had it gone in.

He's a fucking treasure this lad. Just wish SMC would stop calling him Ayozzz.

I can't be bothered to dig out the posts but many felt overall the team had been under achieving by the time he left. Many still believe the remit of "survive comfortably in the PL" is a Pardew idea.

 

Anyway, I hope the media take note of how he's stoking Palace expectations about Europe.

 

Luckily I can.

 

Pardew is to blame for 100% of the negative things at the club - except about 10% of the playing staff consisting of the likes a Tiote & Gouffran.

 

But everything said is true. Pardew does look like a bit of a Charlatan. A fraud.

 

Pardew has no sense of attacking philosophy. Going forward we hope Cabaye/HBA can produce something for Cisse/Ba, with Tiote & Jonas chipping in. Santon goes forward cuts inside all the time but there's no plan of what to do when he does it. Jonas going forward seems to be an afterthought.

 

This is probably the single worst thing about our team and Pardew as a manager.

 

IMO like Sunderland we need a new manager. Someone within the existing system will have no effect.

 

Surely Pardew is finished here. What a woeful half of football.

 

Hope the penny drops with Ashley.

 

If we can produce good quality youngsters and have a manager that can bring them through - he'll be rolling in it.

 

First thing - chop Pardew.

 

Honestly, I could go on and on and on, there are dozens of these. The way you paint yourself as someone who warned against the dangers of getting rid of the loathsome c*** is absolutely unbearable.

Absolutely brilliant

13 years ago today. Lest we forget.

 

dat passing move 

You can f*** off, you shouldn't be entitled to an opinion after your defence of Pardew. Even Ian W wasn't as blind or as stupid in the end.

 

Anyway back to Mitrovic, he did look good, but the last few times he has played he looked turbo s***.

Anyway, back to HTT, he used to be a good poster, but the last few posts have been turbo s***. Thug and a tart tbh.

71 points is better than i expected to be honest. Had an extra 9 on the bench(cheers Liverpool)

 

26 points off the top 50 in the whole game

I'm playing you in H2H next week. Gonna wipe the floor with you Roger Kint. 

Who am I kidding. I'm shitting it.

Just clocked DJ looks like the fella from Community.

Matt Bellamy IMO.

He's nee Collins John like

 

ouch

I don't rate him at all like, he is immobile, a thug and a bit of a tart the way he rolls around. I see nothing special in his game to suggest he will be a top player for us.

That's almost exaggerated nonsense HTT. The other side of the coin is that he's still very young, and new to the league and the country. He's shown commitment and given us something up front we haven't had in a long time - balls. He's scored a couple of very good goals, and could have/should have had more. His lack of mobility is deceptive and during the good spells we had, he put himself in very good positions to either have a shot on goal or lay it off to someone else.

I don't think you can blanket judge him the way you have IMO.

Different class De Jong. Criminal it's taking this long for us to give him a good opportunity. Fair enough injuries have massivley stalled his progress but he's been 'fit' for a good while now and still been restricted to pointless cameos. Barring any furthur injuries, we should be looking to build our play around him.

Yup. Mad to think this was only his second start for us in the league? Has an air of "knowing" about him. Just a natural footballer. Looks to have a good understanding with Wijnaldum. Really needs to start every game as long as he stays fit.

Absolutely no problem with him being dropped every now and then if Cisse is going to be putting performances like that. Way too young to handle being our main guy at the moment. Up until the second goal I really felt if we'd brought him on he'd get himself sent-off. Eventually I'd like to see him up front with De Jong.

Foulback

1-1 ffs. I wish Parky would just p*ss off.

 

Klopp's a f***ing legend, man. As if his favourite band is Genesis. If the club had taken a different trajectory 8 years ago he'd be our manager.

"NEWCARZLE" 

IMO Sissoko was timid and downright pitiful in the first half. Grew into the game when it looked like we could get something. Tells a lot about his own belief in the team, that he only really started to play when he felt we could maybe come out of it with a point or a win.

Wijnaldum actually played the full 90 minutes for a change.

Cisse was excellent up front on his own. De Jong had some good moments but clearly needs to play much more football before getting back any kind of sharpness.

Colback was alright and Anita a little better.

Dummett wasn't as bad as usual. Janmaat much better than recent performances.

Mbemba and Colo did the simple stuff well, and Elliott came out for everything.

As someone said earlier, I didn't celebrate the first goal but went batshit mental when the second went in.

Lucas, Allen and Firmino are w***. Love Klopp, hate Liverpool. More important than the 3 points was the fact that I didn't have to watch Sturridge do his wank celebration.

Cisse was excellent.

Tbh I thought he was our best player by the time he was taken off. He has one hell of a chest control on him. For once he actually "led the line" despite not having any real chances.

Klopp gracious in defeat the lovely bloke that he is. But still - f*** you bin dippers. 

This. He's a superb manager, and a top top class guy. Well jealous. But today they can all suck on it.

What did Perez and Mitro do?

Nothing.

Don't worry lads, NOW is the time to wake up. It wasn't before you dafties.

I think it's time for me to part with Gomis. I've tried to trade him, but no one will bite. I already have Ayew - it's too much Swansea for the state they are in.

 

Here are my options:

 

Carroll

Zarate

Okazaki

Bojan

Lambert

Wickham

 

Thoughts?

I'd pick Bojan out of that lot, but it's not much of a lot tbh. Not many of them are guaranteed starters to begin with. Maybe Wickham will start scoring?

Ryan Giggs not new Valencia manager

keys can f*** off. sure he was holding the exact opposite view a year ago. wasn't supportive of the anti-pardew or the ashleyout.com stuff. hairy c***.

He is a prick of the biggest magnitude. Absolutely hates us and always takes supreme pleasure in watching us lose. He's right on this account obviously but he's a cunt all the same.