themanupstairs

We must all have been uber cunts in our past lifetimes to deserve this humiliation.

Has to go while Moyes is still available. Can't see anyone else being able to keep us up. Assuming thundercunt Ashley stays obviously.

Ramage II

 

Oh really?

 

Dummets perfectly fine IMO ... Harshly rated because he's not a forrin.

Would the point in this? People can change their mind like.

Didn't you know the forum is a competition for who's right? Keep up bro.

Gouffran and de Jong

Dat refereeing

I hate this sport let alone just NUFC. What a time to be alive.

Absolute proof that it makes fuck all difference being British or a Geordie. This guy isn't even trying.

He's not even the worst in this team. This season he's been far from the worst defender too.

He is.

Seems if you score against Palace you get booed

Small time nothing club

Probably the worst NUFC player of the last 10 years. Vomit inducing coward. I hate him.

what a horrible bunch of cunts. also palace is an absolute shithole of a club. hope they fold and disappear.

Jonjo Shelvey is a very good player and I wish we'd gone in for him when he left the bin dippers. Would significantly improve us in an instant if he joined. Not going to happen obviously.

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Oh come off it Villa. Why shouldn't a young man with all the talent in the world get totally shitfucked on a regular basis? Don't they know the meaning of fun?

He's a fucking idiot tbh. He'll have all the time in the world to get mangled after he retires. Why anyone in his position not take his career seriously is beyond me. Daft as fuck.

83 points this week. Would have been 113 if I'd captained Barkley instead of Coleman, and had Simpson in place of Sagna.

Why's Perez scored more despite playing far deeper then? How did Cisse manage to get 1 in 2 last season?

 

You're playing with fire expecting players - especially young ones - from other leagues to score goals for you. Even the likes of Shevchenko and Crespo failed in the PL. Totally unique place to get goals and when you've got the opportunity to sign someone proven to get goals for you for a relatively low amount you f***ing break your back to sign him. As per usual we prioritised sell-on value, though.

Thing is, it's not a static given. There are literally hundreds of mitigating factors that can help or stop someone scoring enough goals to have an impact. You can't say that just because Perez can score more, or Cisse scored 1 in 2 last season, it outright means Mitrovic can't. It really isn't that simple.

Mitrovic clearly isn't getting involved enough in our build-up play, and he certainly isn't getting anywhere near the number of chances your main striker should be getting. If he was missing chance after chance, or wasn't getting himself in good positions, I'd tend to agree that he might not be good enough yet/ever. As it is, not many strikers of his type would be getting joy the way we set our attacking play up, especially the way we've played in the last two games.

the players are not good enough, sacking him would not solve the problems we have.

 

It would solve quite a few problems as he is a shockng manager

This post wouldn't look out of place in the Pardew or Carver threads. Solve quite a few problems? There's opinion, then there's agenda.

I watch other football for pleasure- I watch us because I once lived for it, and now just.. erm well Im not sure what tbh.

 

Like a husband sat at the bedside of a dying wife he stopped loving years ago.

 

Deep. The wife is absolutely minging and has never given decent handjobs.

Why the fuck would anyone want a handjob from their wife? Blowjobs gone out of fashion like?

Has nothing about him at LB. No technical ability, no intelligence, and a coward to boot.

He's sussed what we're about now. Not bothering our arses and so responds in kind. It's our culture.

That's all good and well, but fuck me he's a highly paid professional. The way he allowed the second goal to go in he should be fined and dropped. There;s just no excuse.

Just seen the goals now. Janmaat is either a diabolical defender or he just doesn't give a f***. When Mbabu is fit he has to come in at right back. I'd play Anita there ahead of this c*** at the moment.

The way he left Ulloa on his own was almost as if he was throwing the game. Absolute cunt. He takes a look and sees Ulloa there but totally ignores him and saunters into the center. Can't believe how quickly I;ve gone from loving this guy to hating him in such a short space of time. Fucking knacker.

How does one stop supporting a team? Is there a form to fill out?

I've seen f***ing bowls of soup move quicker than Dummett. f*** me.

I've had bowel movements faster than Dummett

dummett i hate him

Looks like we've gone to 433? Thuavin starting wide right?