themanupstairs

PD's still a better option than Haidara like. Let's not get carried away.

Not at LB he isn't. Let's not get carried away.

He is an absolute stroker.  He might end up managing a League One team if he's lucky.  That will still end in disaster and no doubt he'd get sacked after half a season.

More like Myanmar or Pakistan or maybe even the new Indian Premier League.

What was the deal with the game, did they deserve the win?

Neither team really deserved to win. Liverpool were utterly shit in defence, and wasteful in possession and attack. Palace weren't even a team. 11 men behind the ball, and then Bolasie and Zaha just trying to dribble past the 11 in the red shirts.

Lower midtable, man. Moyes had Everton consistently finishing top 6 without a penny to spend. People loving perpetuating silly stereotypes by rewriting history, like.

No doubting Moyes has a lot about him as a manager but I reckon the stability he was given by Everton contributed a lot to his output. Not surprising like, but I doubt he would get the chance to build NUFC from the bottom up the way he was allowed to do for Everton.

What an arrogant tosser. Can;t wait to dance around his footballing grave.

He has a big job to do there, I just can't see him succeeding.

Their squad is full of garbage. Sturridge is like the expensive suit you wear once or twice a year. Apart from him, Coutinho, Sakho and Clyne, they have some real expensive dross and/or inconsistent performers.

I love this guy but he really needs to stop disappearing for large chunks of matches. Really needed his composure yesterday, and even though he tried at times to hold the ball and make something happen, he just didn't do it enough times and was pretty bad defensively. I've come to expect high standards from an obviously class player, so there should be no letting up on his behalf.

 

Thought I was in the Sissoko thread for a second

Is that because you're a massive racist? 

How much did this lot spend on Borini in the end?

I love this guy but he really needs to stop disappearing for large chunks of matches. Really needed his composure yesterday, and even though he tried at times to hold the ball and make something happen, he just didn't do it enough times and was pretty bad defensively. I've come to expect high standards from an obviously class player, so there should be no letting up on his behalf.

What was his song today?

 

Woo woo woo... Chancel Mbemba... Woo woo woo... He's a great defender... Woo woo woo... He never gives the ball away...

 

 

Absolutely awful

 

 

Haway, how many other fans sing EWF inspired lyrics?

 

None, thats how many!

 

That's excellent tbf

I have seen many awful games whilst following NUFC for over 50 years, but this was probably the worst - we witnessed what was, in my opinion, the most disorganized, disinterested and demotivated Newcastle side I can remember watching.

 

Really, man?

 

I´ve watched worse this season

 

Really..? Would you mind enlightening us as to who and where...?

 

 

sheff weds at home, easily the worst display this season

 

and off all time..........1-9 v sunderland,  i was there

Are you Mick's lad?

Get it up yous dirty mackems.

Clearly staying up though. They sacked their previous manager, and that means they're definitely staying up.

Gash at LB. Slow, ponderous, and generally clueless. A CB or nothing.

Commentator on oz stream telling us that the 'Geordie republic' are firmly behind their team and believe that 'positivity will win the day'

 

Not at all what was said. He said that they've talked enough about the Geordie fans traveling so far to support their team but let's not forget the Bournemouth public who remain behind their team etc..

Dummett is so bad

Some of you really need to grow up like, as a guy he's alright

Not a fucking chance mate

I really can't stand this cunt. Such a nothing player and nothing character. 5 years

Finally jumped on the Mahrez and Vardy band wagon this week, so no doubt their amazing scoring run will come to an end

Fucking hell finally!! Thanks mate.

Him getting sold was so painful that I decided to support Man U for about 6 hours the next day. Then realised what a bunch of utter cunts my Man U supporting mates were, and saw sense to go back to NUFC. Sense eh?

Should have recreated the Pesci pen scene from Casino.

for realz

Fucking hell no wonder he looked so strange last night on the CL analysis team. Was wondering how he looked fat but wasn't fat. Get well soon Andrew.

Pardon my ignorance, but who is Kloppo? Is this a joke or is it actually one of his backroom staff? Sounds too similar to Klopp!

For every Dion Dublin though they had a Jean Guy Wallemme. Or a Nii Lamptey. Or a Steve Morgan. Or a Julian Darby.

Cyril Regis was fucking ace though

Is he playing alone up front or with Huckerby?

 

Huckerby plays left, up top with Noel Whelan.

 

And Steve Ogrizovic in goal?

Seems that Ndlovu is their keeper atm

He probably wants a job, Terry that is. Neville and Carragher have Sky sewn up and it'd be a real "coup" to bring in a "ledge" like JT as well eh.