Neil

Rodri/Forshaw cards 33s

You lot said the same last year and I emphasised how badly we'd been playing before you won 0-2. It will be a grim game I'm fairly sure of that part.

You should be aiming to win that. Remember when we made you look competent on 2 separate occasions last year?

Aye because recent years have been full of success. All good fun. Except it really isn't.

Richarlison now out again for a "number of weeks", won't be seeing him for a while. Townsend and Coleman also picked up knocks, which by our standards means a month out. DCL still out (over 3 months and counting), Allan and Mina re-injured. Digne on the naughty list. Toxic atmosphere, boardroom carnage, absolute nothingness in terms of any passion or mentality, no discernible money to resolve anything in January. Other than that things are going well.

Is it just me who thinks Watford actually have a decent amount about them and might be OK? Sarr and Dennis are 2 of the best attackers in the lower half IMO. Granted they need to sort their defence out but by all accounts they've deserved a lot more than what they've got from recent games. Clearly, that's from an objective perspective.

On a relentless run of one aways at the moment. The latest culprits Cologne who failed to register at home for the first time since February. Sound.

Tbh, thinking about it, it's actually probably a small fraction of the money you could potentially win using it. But meh, principle.

What a man. Will never forget him missing most of a season with a "tropical disease" he got while going fishing.

Guessing this has been said but Player Stats website is now paid sub. Absolute cowboys.

Think he's saved by his boot bouncing up off the ball.

Be careful with that mate, they could easily knock it off your balance even if it means a negative balance.

Cheer up you lot.

You're in good form with these assist bets - guessing its mainly PP for the doubles?

In a word, this. Wasn't aware so many people were precious, tbf. You're going to get a load of shit for years to come, because why wouldn't you? Any team would. Embrace it. ?

Hes now dishing out cards for the exact challenges he let go in the first half. Madness.

Then immediately books Pogba for that. Righto.

Taylor just ignoring a series of blatant yellows.

Great bet Wullie. Eric Garcia looks way too long on Sky. 13/2.

Thing is its not like she wasn't a bit of a card nutter, she just directed them at England players for barely anything. Rotten luck.

Hacked someone on HT, ignored. Just given a pen away with a cynical foul when arguably it was a goalscoring opportunity, nothing.

How's that not a card?!

If you'd told me there had been 3 cards I'd have thought I'd have had at least 1 of mine. Sancho and Stones, you joking me?

Thanks Wullie. Absolutely shite that from Flash Scores saying he was playing. Swapped him for Jesus Rubio.

Gone for Vales, Rebes and Vieira as a trixie. All booked last time, all generally cardy. 66/1 for the whole treble, would be lovely.