Neil

Arshavin looked utterly perplexed when Eboue performed that freakish celebratory dance. Oh no. And again.

I see Nicklas "I should play every week" Bendtner continues to rival Alves in the goalscoring charts.

What a disgusting tackle from a disgusting player.

Alves with yet more clinical finishing.

From an outsider's perspective I still don't think you're going to go down, though I'm not sure how much of that is not wanting to see you get relegated. If you had lost today and a couple of others had picked up points, then it would have been the first time I seriously thought you were more likely to go down than stay up. Home form will be the key, whether it be spirited performances against the top teams, or grinding out victories against the lesser sides.

European leagues

Everton 3-1 Stoke, Screech. Thank f**k.

Bolton 1-3 Fulham

Ray Stubbs offering more incisive analysis: "Preston's promotion push will be affected by the result of their home game against Coventry."

Preston, Watford and Peterborough all winning, Barnsley royally f***ing it up, 1 off, shocking stuff

Arsenal 2-0 Blackburn Arshavin once more.

Stoke got 1 back. Fear this is going the same way as the Villa game, where they were in total control and Stoke undeservedly got something.

Anyone know? Geovanni converted one in Hull's 4-3 defeat earlier in the season. Don't know about the first one.

If you had Arteta still then I'd fancy you f... I don't really need to finish that sentence do I? Alternative ways to upset Everton fans: "If only Yakubu hadn't been injured" "If only you had a better start to the season" and of course "if only Van Persie hadn't equalised." Yakubu hasn't been much of a miss. The latter 2 are the key ones though. That Arsenal game.... I think that's the goal that will stop us getting to the top 4, because our consistency is such that we'll be there or there abouts. Oh and Arteta aye. Our defence though... I'm running out of words. 6 goals conceded in the last 17 games. Remarkable.

Bolton 1-1 Fulham

Sunderland 1-2 Wigan. N'Zogbia!

Fulham 1-0 up away from home

Mackems 1-1.

Evertn had 75% possession apparently. Says more about how abysmal Stoke are. We're utterly s**t at passing!

JO'S WORTH LIKE, 18 ZILLION!!!!11!1!!! What do you guys want from the Riverside? Draw?

Clive and Andy must have had some special time.

You're losing then.

A bit like you're boy Zlatan then. Aye, and never mind Benzema being 20-ish years old and playing in a vastly inferior side to Inter. Really? They "should" be anyway. People were giving Inter a chance against Man U, no one gave Lyon a chance against Barcelona. A bit of a tangent to use as justification really; fwiw I thought Lyon would come close but ultimately not have enough. Man Utd and Barca were always the favourites to go through. Put it this way, over 2 legs, Inter vs Lyon would be extremely tight. Inter may have more big names but that counts for little, as I'm sure you know.

A bit like you're boy Zlatan then. Aye, and never mind Benzema being 20-ish years old and playing in a vastly inferior side to Inter. Really?