Neil

Oh dear Spain. Was it slo vakan hard to beat them?

I'll be around all day and night so count me in for pretty much everything except, annoyingly, for playing. Will try to get along to watch. Really looking forward to this and seeing everyone, and also first-timers for N-O get togethers.

:lol:

Superclasico currently. River 0-1 Boca at HT. Boca down to 10.

So as sort of feared, knee is still fucked and I'll likely end up in hospital with one stray tackle or extension as daft as it sounds. Went for a run this morning and there's still something clearly wrong (aside from my appalling fitness.) Frustrating as fuck but unfortunately won't be playing. Will still be there mind. If anyone needs an award winning Blues conquering manager, I'm available.

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MOTD2 essentially praising Rooney for his red card.

That whole post, man.

2-0 Chelsea.

Rooney sent off.

Toure epitomises them. Clearly brilliant on his day but looks like he doesn't give a shit half the time.

What a mangaled performance.

Man City casually imploding.

We were f***ing terrible and deserved absolutely nowt. Which makes it funnier. Short and sweet. Really not much to say in fairness. Non-descript stuff for the most part, poor tactics from Martinez and a total lack of any urgency. Lukaku was other-worldly levels of shite, no idea why Martinez is persisting with this wing role. Hibbert was actually vaguely tolerable.

We were fucking terrible and deserved absolutely nowt. Which makes it funnier.

1-0 other Manchester club.

Bend over, West Ham.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Christ.

Swansea's 2nd, man. :lol:

Sigh. Liverpool -1 is getting a seeing to at the weekend.

In case it needed further proof, our defending has reached absurd levels of incompetence.

Sadly, they'll be back on track next week.

Deportivo 2 - 8 Real Madrid.

Can already hear Pardew going on about not being able to do anything about the goals.