Neil

And Trent Bridge. http://news.experiencenottinghamshire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/central-helicopters.jpg One of my favourite cities in the UK, you get a similar feeling when you're on the ground too. Going along the bridge (seen in that photo) and seeing them all just one by one essentially in front of you is fucking class IMO.

Sounded like a barnstormer.

To repeat, if you're someone who is thinking "I can only come later" or what not, please come along! Even if you can't make the football, the night will be great - like it always is - and moreover it'd be class to get a big crowd together for Jon.

And yet still I would love to face their defence. I mean, what could possibly go wrong when you just try to attack against a team full of world class attacking players?

Id probably agree with you there Tooj but to me, at this stage, they're much of a muchness. I do think if anyone would improve it'll be Welbeck. Still a poor deal for Arsenal.

What do any of them actually mean? "Good ability" is a nice vague term to describe someone you want to be good who doesn't have any particularly outstanding attribute. You've actually managed to give a serious list of attributes which mirrors what I was taking the piss with - English and young. Manchester lad. Well done. Lot of potential. He's young. Cracking. Works hard. That's good, but hardly anything that makes him stand out much. I'm sorry but I just don't see what people are seeing here. He fits right into the Cleverley bracket currently and the fact he's played so much for England just emphasises how weak our international set up is (along with the obvious Manchester United factor). If he improves considerably then fair enough, but currently it seems a transfer I'd be laughing my tits off about if I was a Man Utd fan.

He's an average player who has 2 things going for him which hide his mediocrity: he's English and he's young. He'll probably do better at Arsenal mind.

"Football's a game of opinions, but I've got no time for yours Martin."

No expert but Cerci really impressed me whenever I saw him.

This week on Faking It.... Yaya Sanogo.

Big fan of this Schlupp character.

Derby can suck my dick.

Than God? I know.

Oh for the love of fucking God.

That was funnier in my head.

Istanbullshit.

He's not joking either. "I need to go back and find that post so I can give it a triple Dowie spin face."

The Entertainers.

2 points from 3 games, conceding 6 at home.... yet I'm quite optimistic about the season.

We're giving the people what they want.

Man Utds midfield has hit an All Time Low.

It's hard to emphasise how little this system suits them.

How can that team not beat Burnley?

True. Good for having some good matches, would love to get to France or Germany but reckon it's very unlikely. Just not so good for an easy passage through.

Compare it to the Group of AIDS in Group L, seriously man. Think Lille and Wolfsburg will be even more pissed off at getting us from Pot 3.