Neil

Numbers, y u no make sense

Statistics.

This is a farce. I blame Norway.

Does this constitute a forum bet?

You're right. I'd bloody hope they were the better side in this game like. Can't believe this team who are good at home but struggling currently are leading 1-0 at home at half-time to strong title contenders.

All on you, Norway.

Don't sweat, they'll win 6-1.

He really does say some weird things.

Good timing.

Rosenborg DNB -------- Rosenborg Malaga over 1.5 goals

I'm fucking raging.

You know what's going to happen don't you? IT'S ON

Great save from a great keeper.

£12m quality from Wanyama. Miscontrolled an easy ball then completely took out a West Ham player.

5/6 DNB looks pretty damn good.

Southampton have had a kick up the arse, much better stuff here.

Why are they so long, Kaiz? Having a look at it all and I can't figure out why they're not around evens, 10/11.

It should have, really. A few very good chances fluffed. Very speculative but Nolan next scorer @ 14/1 seems long. Not saying it's definitely going to happen but it's a dire game and I think Nolan is made for a game like this with a neat finish of some sort. At 14/1 with Paddy, well worth a little bet.

Confident of our trip to Upton Park next week currently.

I frankly forgot to but if you got the 8/5 (I think) on offer then it was absolutely worth a bet.

Gareth Bale.

BOOM

Di Natale saves Udinese in his 300th game.

Maxios won. Get in there. Anyway, Gladbach you cocks, score. Annoying Serie A scores. Had Lazio, Verona, Livorno draw and Udinese. Got the latter 2 the wrong way round.

On a different note, I have a mate who, it appears, is actually mint at horse racing betting. Strongly fancies something Vendome and Maxios in the 15.50 Prix du Moulin.