Neil

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Good enough for me, I'll get the half time Haribos sorted.

On the bench. There isn't even a physical bench.

What are the chances of having our own entrance music?

Are we not implementing a continental 4-2-3-1? What about a Napoli 3-4-3? I feel we have the players to do it. Maybe a sweeper. We'll all be sweepers, Disco included. I envisage a tactical revolution. Duffy - I hope you're up for doing a fuckload of running. I'll buy you a pint afterwards. Cheers The Tom Huddlestone role will be reborn.

£20 restriction, but still.

Think you can get past these. Really don't think they're all that good. Good, yes, but not unbeatable. Keep yourself in the tie over there and you've got a great chance.

Imagine their delight at being told their working hours are 9-1.

It's probably untrue and utterly shite journalism. However,as for Man Utd getting rid of Rooney generally, well, I don't know the full commercial impact of it, but from a purely footballing aspect I can't see it being a bad move for Man Utd. Can almost certainly get a better, younger player in for less than the transfer fee they get for Rooney.

See I can't really compete with that. Look at what I'm dealing with on this forum.

Average.

Valencia with a pretty pitiful attempt at the end there. Got nothing to lose and they've got 2 people in attack. Keeper doesn't even bother coming up. Poor stuff all round. PSG are going to get well beat if they come up against Real, Bayern or Dortmund.

Deserved goal. Should see a good game now.

Difference between counter attacking and being poor, though. They don't really look like they have a plan. For a side with so many good players, that's a bit concerning.

On occasion, yeah. Valencia goal would really open it up.

Valencia been the better team for me so far. PSG may have some players out but they look frankly average. Going off this and the times I've seen them this season, going to have to improve considerably to be a real contender in this competition.

Couple of fairly small bets - Juve/PSG/Notts County and Pogba FGS.

Not sure how to respond to that.

RT, if you're coming from the metro it's really nearby. Hard to miss. Not sure if we're meeting near the entrance or whether we'll all be scattered about like tragic hundreds and thousands. Oh and prizes for anyone who scores while being on the drink Saturday night. Edit: there are no prizes. Just mild appreciation.

Please do report it. To me.

I think Oakie Doke is a contender for Weirdest Poster.

I hope we manage to have more than 22 to allow for some subs. My knee genuinely might get knacked at some point in this game. Not joking whatsoever. I'll use that as my excuse for not sprinting about. Does that include Ryan_Taylor's potential death in finding the pitch?

Thoughts? Would appreciate those from a rational Man Utd fan. So if you know anyone who fits that description, let us know what they say.

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