Neil

Tom man, not another season of sticking all your money on Rosenborg? Hope they win anyway.

The paradox is you need to lose today to really put Sunderland in some shit.

Famous last words, but I could honestly see you handing them a comprehensive defeat again. Cabaye, Sissoko and co on form vs this lot? Only one winner.

Would be great if Norwich could win. They've handled being down to 10 very well, admittedly in the face of little to no threat from an abject Sunderland side. Still, I just cannot see Sunderland going down. They'll invariably get a couple of scrappy, undeserved wins.

Sorry all, but you're good value today.

Coral website is an absolute shambles, again.

Does Balotelli ever miss from the spot?

Think the only luck involved is having Michael Turner on the opposition's team. Bassong one was pretty clear, Bunn red card was probably the right decision, albeit not as clear.

Cutting through ball from O'Shea there.

And they still can't defend.

Not a single person left forward from a corner. Norwich at home.

This has been seriously shit.

Michael Turner letting Sunderland fans know what they've been missing.

Man City are fucking pathetic. Putting aside the fact we beat them year after year and it fucks them off something rotten, they're such a dull team compared to the resources at their disposal. Delighted when I saw Gareth Barry's name in their lineup. Ref was absolutely diabolical for both teams. Think the red card was the only thing he got right all day (mind, classy of their players to ensure Pienaar got sent off). Chuffed to bits with the result. It doesn't forgive last week, though. Oh, and broken record time. Shocking what happens when you don't play Neville, ey? This whole concept of having a centre midfield partnership which passes the ball well. Does not compute.

Hmm. Got Benfica to win the thing @ 10/1 but want you to get through.

GW 30: Everton 1-1 Man City Aston Villa 2-1 QPR Southampton 0-2 Liverpool Stoke City 1-0 West Brom Swansea 2-1 Arsenal Man Utd 4-1 Reading Sunderland 2-1 Norwich Tottenham 2-0 Fulham Chelsea 4-0 West Ham Wigan 0-1 Newcastle

- Stifler, 2013.

E/W patent for tomorrow: Swnymor, Ranjaan, Ballycasey

Really? Thought you'd much rather want Kazan or Fenerbahce before Lazio.

Thanks to Taylor and Mapou he didn't get a sniff in either leg. They both played great in either leg, but you'd expect a player of Eto'o's (sp?) standing to be able to at least trouble them. He never seemed to threaten at all to me. Didn't he have a great chance after about 5 minutes? Thought Eto'o played well enough. Red card swung the game really, he was isolated after that.

Very good night. Could have been better though; does anyone ever have trouble placing a bet on the Coral website? They advertised Newcastle/Chelsea/Lazio which I was going to stick £20 on. Tried to click on the odds to place the bet but it never worked. Tried it on both Chrome and IE. Dunno what was up, annoying. Still, Cisse with a nice wee earner.

Same combination as Sunday, then. Cisse scored the goal but IMO Marveaux "won" you the game. Looked like your match winner all night long.

Benfica just keep immediately scoring when Bordeaux do.