Neil

Does that fella from Rangers you got not play there? Albeit he's probably shite. Coleman probably. Naismith I assume you mean? Can't say fairer than a hatrick against AEK Athens.

Joint 3rd, but still, the point stands. Hibbert and Neville are comically bad footballers but for a more immediate impact on results, strengthening the right wing is a higher concern.

Rules are rules, except when you ignore them.

So bad from Dzeko.

It's like a Star Wars convention out there. I guess 22 people in to the same thing is to mainstream for you. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkem1zt4Ma1qf0u71.gif

Good keeping.

Could be 6-1.

Think Man City can score 4 or 5 here if they really wanted to.

Bosh.

Bosh.

Is it unfair to suggest Torres has never been that good a footballer in the technical sense? Often doesn't seem to be in control of the ball.

Doubt it. As well as Galaxy not really wanting to sell, it's a lot of money for a fairly old player. More MLS that dictate the sale than Galaxy isn't it? Frankly, I don't know. All I know is the deal seems unlikely before you even consider age, price and where he'd fit in.

Doubt it. As well as Galaxy not really wanting to sell, it's a lot of money for a fairly old player.

http://www.bloodygoodhorror.com/bgh/files/reviews/caps/vampires-kiss.jpg

"Red or Black is back. BIG STARS." Cuts to picture of Bobby Zamora.

Get in, Way's back.

I think the crowd are a trifle upset.

Judge, Jury and Executioner - played by Clive Tyldesley.

T-Hib, he gets you goals.

BRANISLAV YOU WILL NOT PLAY AT THE START OF THE LEAGUE SEASON, YOU ARE OUT OF THOSE GAMES

Bahahaha.

Gerl.

Graeme Bailey ‏@SkyGraemeBailey Jack Rodwell move to Man City will be the third biggest in Everton history, only eclipsed by Wayne Rooney and Joleon Lescott sales. So at least £15m. Not to go all Martin Jol (I'll report later what the U12s are having for dinner) but seeing a lot of rumours that it's nearer the £20m mark. Would be very good business IMO, but of course the question is what Moyes will see of that. Would like to think somehow we've included a potential loan deal for Johnson perhaps. Would be class.

Good atmosphere.

It's frightening how much I relate to this. Take ANYTHING as a small victory which convinces myself I'm better at this gambling lark than I actually am. Oh, hey, Kaiz has £100 on Rosenborg -1. Sorry mate.