Neil

Anderson, I remember a mate (who watches NBA a lot) telling me pre-lockout that the Spurs were hideously overpriced. Something like 25/1 to actually win it all. Steamrolled their way to the CFs ffs. Can't look past them currently.

Towelie, I no longer hold you in complete disdain. I can now gladly tolerate you in small doses.

I'm inclined to go for a "Spain not to reach the final" bet if that's available. Of course, now I've said this... Still think it'll be zee Joimans.

Unlucky, Joey, you thick cunt.

WheresWestmoor you beautiful man. Firstly, congrats on your win. Secondly, I copied you minus Valladolid, because I thought, well, you're in good form, I'll stand a better chance of winning. Not quite your stake like but couldn't care, I won a bet. By copying someone else. Edit: AIK scored in the last minute, haha. Fuck you, betting gods. Might start forgetting about bets more often. Edit 2: Should've stuck that Elfsborg under 2.5 on. Likewise I should've put Honefoss under 2.5, had less than 2.5 written all over it.

If we're shit at the start of every season, imagine how bad we'd be in the Northern Ireland Milk Cup. Trophy isn't worth winning. Sooner we're out the better. Oh, we're not in it? Good. FTNIMC.

I'll make sure you're all kept up to date with the cleaning progress at our training ground. Sweeping changes also coming in pre-season with the breakfast menu. "7 slices of cold pizza" is off - healthy Everton from now on. More to follow.

What was said in Amsterdam? I want to know every last word. Crayzhee.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2012/04/sms_041612.jpg

Loads of them are trying to work it out.

Cheers bud, I already have my accumulator today set up: AIK vs GAIS Elfsborg vs Hacken Molde vs Tromso Georgia vs Turkey Valladolid vs Huelva £15 wins about £190. Gonna also hoy £35 on under 2.5 goals in Elfsborg vs Hacken. Last bit seems just as ambitious. Hacken look like they go mental for goals, at both ends. 40 goals in their 11 matches so far.

Something something Amalfitano, to the tune of that bloody annoying Americano song?

Class.

it's the gift that keeps on giving tbh isn't it? if someone told me they'd paid 5m for henderson i'd consider it an average deal I consider it a worse deal than Carroll. Carroll, for all it was a fucking obscene price which was way, way, way beyond what anyone should really have paid for him, at least has something about him. Henderson has no discerning footballing attributes. He's not especially good at passing. Or crossing. Or driving forward. Or defending. Or quick. Or strong. £5m is what he was about worth. Step forward Liverpool.

I'm not sure any sort of value can be placed on a midfielder nowadays without considering Jordan Henderson went for £20m. Sigurdsson is a better player.

But then how they will be able to describe the envy all Mags will be feeling this summer when Sunderland swoop for Nigel Reo-Coker and Alan Hutton?

adson pls

On the grounds that you're good at betting, I'm going to stick trebles/4 folds/accy on this I reckon. The reason being I don't think even you're lucky enough to win this accy. Unlucky David.

Grandparent? Dad's Italian. Still, given Kasabian have done pro-England stuff before, such as Tom unveiling a shirt, you'd have thought he might have fought a case! Serge should be disqualified from playing in the match on the grounds of Kasabian being shit.

2 87th minute winners and 1 93rd minute winner? You are truly one fluky bastard at the moment Anderson.

Who was it I was talking about Hercules with? eliassen? Anyway, I notice that - fresh from losing 3-0 at home to fucking Numancia despite every bit of logic pointing to a comfortable Hercules win - now that we're not betting on them, they're winning 5-0 away from home. Utter thundercunts.

They seem properly offended.

FTFB

Dinho Lad claiming someone else doesn't have a clue what they're doing. Me telling Dinho Lad that.

Imagine he asked for another huge transfer pot with a back me or sack me ultimatum. "I need this, this and this in order to succeed. Either you give me this or I'm out of here." "Hey, Kenny. Let's be clear here." "Yes?" "You're fired. "