Neil

Missing: Jonas' brain cells.

Pretty funny that it's Man Utd, but that's one of the worst penalty decisions I've seen for a long time.

Is the sound very slightly out of sync here? Or is Motson even slower than I thought?

Motson laughing at his own shit jokes. Just trolling us.

People who didn't know this result would be thinking "Wow, did Wolves win? Did Chelsea get loads?" Gets to 3-0. "Wow, Chelsea must have won something like 6-1, 7-0..." "Still time for some goals...." "............."

Chelsea on first? What the hell?

Love how pissed off certain media outlets are at this result. Sheer outrage that Man Utd were on the end of one tough decision, which will of course overshadow the tremendous shift your players put in. Matt Le Tissier couldn't wait for Man Utd to score on Soccer Saturday, but alas, the media's favourite team didn't deliver.

What a splendid day of football.

Cool.

Put Bale and Klasnic in. Bale has got 14, 13, and 11 points in the last 3 games. He'll do nowt today.

Here, David, can you stop fucking winning please?

If anyone had Arsenal -1: unlucky.

Hahahaha.

Fucking brilliant skill. 2-2.

A classic finish after sliding down the hill. Not sure that made sense. I thought of a witty retort then posted immediately without thinking whether it made sense. I am absolutely out of control.

A classic finish after sliding down the hill.

When you have Messi in attack as well, it's easy to see Villa as lacklustre at times. He is of course a top class player but when you compare his finishing/final balls with those of someone as phenomenal as Messi, then it's easy to see Villa as frustrating.

At this rate, if this game finishes 11 v 11 I'll be shocked. Bookable foul fetish atm.

No clue how Villa and Torres are ahead of him. It'd be like Glen Johnson getting picked over Micah-... oh. lol logic wut?

Oh dear Genk. 4-0 down already.

Messi casually going past 3 players there. Ridiculous player.

Yup. Jagielka is, however, better than average.

Jagielka's a pretty good defender playing with a bit of confidence. Terry is a better defender playing without much confidence currently. I don't think Terry's past it yet. Certainly a better choice than Ferdinand.

Road trip to San Marino?

Martin Jol takes the lack of worth these posts are supposed to have to a new level.