Neil

Hasn't Arteta been pretty shit for a year or two now? Injuries have taken their toll. Don't want him to leave but ultimately, can't begrudge him playing at a higher level.

OliverKayTimes Oliver Kay As @DickinsonTimes just said, Mikel Arteta to Arsenal is looking very likely. Arsenal have bid £10m. Everton haggling

But now Rich has shed some light.

So Vega, feel you're informed on Gignac now?

If Gash reads about Drenthe to us, I think he'll explode.

laliga_news La Liga News Everton have signed Real Madrid's Royston Drenthe (via AS.com) wut

Bellamy given clearance to leave the Welsh training camp and go to Liverpool for talks.

What the hell? They're showing Jim White arriving at the studio?

Vicente, of Valencia fame, is going to Brighton.

Mertesacker agrees terms with Arsenal.

What's Alan Curbishley doing there?

I keep forgetting Neil isn't a Newcastle fan. What did you do? LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL, NA NA NA NAAA HEY! NA NA NA NAAA!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH U JELLY? :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb:

I've barely seen him play at all. Anyone care to summarise why everyone seemingly wants him? I can see a very good season last year stats-wise...?

You say that, but as soon as Wickham actually starts getting good, he'll want to be off.

As macabre as it sounds, this image amused me greatly.

Get the image of him wandering around the pitch looking completely lost, scratching his arse wondering what's going on, until he attempts to win the ball off someone and barges them out the way, shoots from 80 yards and lobs the keeper.

RTG will attempt to poach Neesy at 22:30.

What's a transfer?

"We may have lost Gyan, but it was clear to see we dominated all the talks with his agent."

Parker hands in a transfer request.

Bidding for everyone available who is young and half decent, offering ridiculously low fees until someone is retarded enough to accept. Basically, like how you hunt for women Neil Minimum fee release clause of 4 Sambucas and 3 Jagerbombs.

You make it sound like we know what we are doing If these deals are anything to go by, you know exactly what you're doing.

Bruce has been coming out with some utterly desperate comments in the past week or 2, and this attempted purchase just tops it off nicely. Absolutely unreal. And Spurs want more?!

Some of these signings.... I don't get it. How are you getting them so cheap? Ben Arfa £5m? Santon £4-5m? Cabaye £4m?! Of course, time will tell how these new players do but on the face of it, the actual incoming business you've done has been nothing short of outstanding. Young players as well.