Neil

Tap in. really? I was told it was a peach. Must have been misinformed Nah he blasted it. ah screw you's I just see for myself tonight when it's uploaded to match highlight It was awesome, like. Think Scholes with one of his finest hits.

Tap in.

Deserves shooting with shit for playing Lovenkrands, especially on the right wing, but: 1) He got a reaction out of the players after HT, and 2) His subs swayed the game in your favour. So from the outside looking in, overall, Mr Pardew did well again tonight.

Christ. Don't think I've ever seen you lose like that, like.

1st half you were shite but from then on you got stronger. Pardew must've had a good HT talk. Krul 9 - MOM by an absolute country mile Simpson 5 Colo 7 Saylor 7 Raylor 6.5 Cabaye 7 Gosling 5.5 Marveaux 7 Loven 5 Ba 4.5 Best 6.5 Vuckic 7 Sameobi 1,000 Williamson 6 until injury

Poor 1st half, good 2nd half.

How dare they expose your weaknesses.

What a terrible poster.

No, he's been shite. The lad needs time but if you're actually relying on him playing regularly over the next few months, you're making a mistake.

They're all black. That's about the only similarity.

Absolutely awful so far. Ba gives a few seconds of quick, sharp play, then does nothing for the following 10 minutes, and repeat. Gosling has been wank.

Alan Knill seems like an extremely boring man.

Missing brain cells.

Messi's European Player of the Year! Turn up for the books.

Dortmund and Arsenal should be a cracker. Rosicky going back to old club as well. Yep, looking forward to that definitely.

Usual cliche guff - Dortmund... well, they're a German side... well organised...

What's this quim on about? Not hard to follow like. Maradona is a Napoli legend, hence Aguero will probably be given a warm reception.

Munich and City about equal.

They're talking about it as though that's a good group for them.

Villarreal to be the whipping boys. Give it a rest, Ray.

Barca-Villarreal this weekend isn't it?

Was thinking the exact same. Them and Arsenal seemingly every year get it easy. Glad Arsenal got Dortmund.

Get in!

Come on, 50/50 - Dortmund vs Arsenal, please.