Neil

A SHOT!!!

Ah, just spotted the £20m man. He promptly lost the ball.

Where the hell is Henderson supposed to be playing?

"Javi Martinez seems built for the Premier League." - Alan Smith. In that statement he sums up everything that's wrong with our game. Don't primarily judge a player by how he's built, judge him by how good he is with the ball.

Walker with a snippet of his defensive ability.

Nice.

Really? Had bad luck with injuries but yeah, he hasn't had one long spell of consistently performing. He should still be easily in this side, however.

Rodwell on the bench. Right.

Joint top of their group on 7 points from 4 games, Disco.

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Don't be stupid, man. He wants to go to Valencia. Too old, anyway.

I'll whack some money on that to ensure he doesn't go to Villa.

I think it could be Gameiro.

I'm not trusting him, but would like to see if he says anything solid. He's been fairly accurate in the past.

Trying to get some info out of a couple of actual ITKs on an Everton forum I frequent. An awful lot of speculation that his wage indeed is £70k p/w, which is ridiculous if true. Will see if anything more solid transpires today.

No-one's saying it is. Currently there's roughly as much chance as of him going to Newcastle as Erdinc, Sow, Gervinho etc. No-one knows anything currently, it's all pure speculation which is what 99% of the transfer window is.

I'm increasingly thinking Wearside is an excellent WUM. Shame. Would be nice to see some debate.

Again, Spurs seemingly getting a good price for one of their players. Also a decent move for Wolves IMO.

He'd be incredibly old if he was 26. He's 25.

Nothing against you Realnortherntoon... just amused by how factually incorrect 1 post can be.

Was probably a bit over the top reaction. Still, I don't think he's really suited to play in this very tough Barclays Premier League as he's more into looking after his hair than following the match. Fair enough, just think his goalscoring record is too good to turn down. Of course, there's probably zero chance of it happening but there's little chance of many of the players being talked about going to Newcastle, for whatever reason. It's good to hypothesise.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

Regardless of whether he's worth £20m or whether you'll pay that much money, to say you wouldn't want him generally at Newcastle is lunacy.

What, 20 quid? I know it's out of our price range but I'd have thought you could spare that money.