Neil

Nice.

Really? Had bad luck with injuries but yeah, he hasn't had one long spell of consistently performing. He should still be easily in this side, however.

Rodwell on the bench. Right.

Joint top of their group on 7 points from 4 games, Disco.

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Don't be stupid, man. He wants to go to Valencia. Too old, anyway.

I'll whack some money on that to ensure he doesn't go to Villa.

I think it could be Gameiro.

I'm not trusting him, but would like to see if he says anything solid. He's been fairly accurate in the past.

Trying to get some info out of a couple of actual ITKs on an Everton forum I frequent. An awful lot of speculation that his wage indeed is £70k p/w, which is ridiculous if true. Will see if anything more solid transpires today.

No-one's saying it is. Currently there's roughly as much chance as of him going to Newcastle as Erdinc, Sow, Gervinho etc. No-one knows anything currently, it's all pure speculation which is what 99% of the transfer window is.

I'm increasingly thinking Wearside is an excellent WUM. Shame. Would be nice to see some debate.

Again, Spurs seemingly getting a good price for one of their players. Also a decent move for Wolves IMO.

He'd be incredibly old if he was 26. He's 25.

Nothing against you Realnortherntoon... just amused by how factually incorrect 1 post can be.

Was probably a bit over the top reaction. Still, I don't think he's really suited to play in this very tough Barclays Premier League as he's more into looking after his hair than following the match. Fair enough, just think his goalscoring record is too good to turn down. Of course, there's probably zero chance of it happening but there's little chance of many of the players being talked about going to Newcastle, for whatever reason. It's good to hypothesise.

I can't believe I'm reading this.

Regardless of whether he's worth £20m or whether you'll pay that much money, to say you wouldn't want him generally at Newcastle is lunacy.

What, 20 quid? I know it's out of our price range but I'd have thought you could spare that money.

Please say that "I don't want Gomez" post is a joke. Please.

No. Maybe we'll take over the transfer in some way? Pay some to Hoffenheim with West Ham getting nothing. Even if we are talking about Sullivan here I find it hard to believe that any club in a serious relegation battle would sign a multimillion striker and have a clause in his contract so that he can go for nothing at the end of the season.... Don't find it hard to believe at all really. Eejits.

Aguero? Sanchez is much more likely.

A fucking appalling judge of player ability is what he is. Wonder if Joe Cole will do better this year.

It's a long shot. It'd also be a shane if we didn't try a cheeky offer as backup.