Neil

WOuld that be a song about using Eggy Bread in a masterbation ritual? All suggestions welcome.

Is this the long-awaited follow-up to 'Turning Japanese'?

Tbh if I did it I'd only put on 3 or 4 likely scores (for Man Utd/draw) - 1-0, 1-1, 2-1, 2-2. Can't see it being goalless.

Surely it was only really worth going up to 3-3 for the draw and about a 3 goal Man Utd win?

Is it seriously as easy as that? No catch? Edit: draw and you're snookered. Edit 2: just properly read your post. OK... snookered if it's, what, 4-4?

That Paddy Power offer sounds class.

Underused word, that.

Iniesta FGS 2-1 Barca - 75/1!

Iniesta FGS @ 11/1 seems cracking value.

Ah, reet. Still a very low figure but either way, seems a bargain for someone who looks pretty decent.

Is his contract up next summer? 5m euros seems awfully cheap.

Get him on Facebook and interrogate the poor sod.

Johnson could flourish at Arsenal if he was playing regularly. Get rid of Denilson and Rosicky.

Quite the analogy.

What's this whole "oh, someone else is linked with a player after Newcastle were linked, THEY'RE AFTER OUR TARGETS!" mentality about? Please say you're joking.

"I refuse to believe what I'm seeing!" Err did I say he was shit?? You watched a video of him scoring goals then declared you think you could get someone better, which is confusing. I don't think you could and Newcastle should be bloody delighted if they get someone of Gameiro's level this summer.

"I refuse to believe what I'm seeing!"

In which case, you'd best lower your expectations rather quickly. What level of player do you think a club finishing 12th should be realistically able to get?

I don't really see what "wankfest" this is. Are people not allowed to say how much they enjoy watching the best club side in recent history?

What the fuck is Wenger playing at actually addressing a weakness in his side?

Well Barton's contract difficulties means an absolute non-story regarding Nolan is elevated to STRONG POSSIBILITY!

Is Mata off?

He's right, ish. You won't have a team of N'Zogbias. You will keep your team spirit while improving the footballing ability of the side. ...or that's the idea anyway.

Seen him a few times, the boy's obviously got a lot of talent. Haven't watched him consistently by any means, mind.

How much have you bid for this fella then?