Neil

Well, he should have.

No, I'd say that's entirely unthinkable.

"On top of what we have" seems to suggest he isn't particularly discontent with the current strikeforce.

Like both Barca kits - the away is superb. Of course, the sponsor doesn't do much but still, they're nice.

I don't have a clue what you've just posted, but I'm going to assume it's funny, because you, Anderson, are a wonderfully comical human being.

Aye, I like Anderson. His painfully atrocious humour is most welcomed.

That was a better joke in your head wasn't it?

Would happily take Nogbia (as my dad calls him) at Everton, but can't see it.

Luke Chadwick has aged badly.

LOL GIGGS HAS SCORED LOL HAHAHA

Ryan Giggs must die.

Yeah, I think the lineup I predicted for yous had the likes of Carroll, Tavernier and Vuckic in.

Has Jose lost his mind?

I thought that too, but I really couldn't be bothered to think about the details of the joke.

"I reckon we can make a bigger fire by burning our season tickets in disgust at Bruce!" <24 hours later> "BREAKING NEWS: SUNDERLAND FIRE BIGGER THAN BYKER SCRAPYARD BLAZE - DOZENS SUFFER SERIOUS INJURY!" http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

De La Pena has announced his retirement.

I tried to find a picture where we looked happy, but alas.

I know.

Nut, give me a short while and I'll probably have one for you this afternoon.

It's gonna be a loooooong summer. It's just painful for us though. They know we have no money yet continue to tease us by suggesting we're looking at some decent players. Bastards.

For all the talk of the league being unpredictable this year, take a look at the table. It has an awfully predictable look to it, with the top places continuing to be a closed shop. The only real movement has been Man City, inevitably, climbing up a few places.

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Tottenham and Everton. AGAIN.

Aye. I somehow don't think West Brom have come up with an ultimate financial strategy.

Aye, Villa from the left. Ultimately it's hard to put a position on Messi. He plays centrally indeed - he's dropped deeper this past season to the point where the opposition centre backs look like spare men. 10 seconds later, they've been ripped apart.