Neil

Made up rubbish. He's been the best left back in the league this year. But for what it's worth, £15m minimum. Don't want that liability Clichy in my team.

NBA not go well? New Orleans let me down, they were 3/10 too.

Dabul-Collarini? I watch tennis (a bit) and I haven't heard of either of these players!

I guess so. You've seen how successful I've been with "logic" so you're just as good picking a few at random. BUT THE TIDE IS TURNING! I'm literally pounds and pounds up over the past 2 days. This has coincided with wormy closing his account.

Aye, load of games. Doc and the boys should be reeling from last night so might go balls deep on Boston.

Excellent! Also, plenty of NBA tonight I believe to use your lack of knowledge about and win.

Jonny, is this another time you said "this'll happen", then didn't bet on it, and it did?

Shouldn't have been a daft twat and just stuck to Kuyt anytime. On the plus side, the double should come in. Win's a win.

Nah, that one's boring now. Oh, our side? David's no match for Leon.

NSL strikes again.

Tevez coming off, hamstrung?

Lescott yet again a liability. Good save.

Brave man, more so for the Atalanta game.

£1 on Kuyt anytime and 2-2 @ 35/1. A titanic £2.50 on Zaragoza and Braga @ 13/5.

Don't you know I'm on a 1 bet winning streak? Aye, right. So, put your money on them then. Nah, not betting on the match result. Too close to call. Will hoy a couple of scorer bets on I reckon.

Don't you know I'm on a 1 bet winning streak?

Ahem. Stand aside, son. I'll take it from here. I can reveal that tonight... I don't have a fucking clue who'll win.

"A goal for the whole of England." I'll be buzzing with national pride when Barry scores tonight too. The slight difference being you would actually be delighted if Barry scored tonight I'd accept his shitness for one night only.

"A goal for the whole of England." I'll be buzzing with national pride when Barry scores tonight too.

Very poor performance yesterday (riled up more than anything, as people have said) from a player who has otherwise been one of your best this year. His comments in the press didn't help him but that's who he is.

"A goal for the whole of Asia."

Hooper would be a huge risk. If you make a couple of quality signings as well as Hooper then it'd be understandable, but pinning your hopes on him to be a huge hit would be foolish.

While Pardew was restricted with what he could do, why did he leave it so late to really try to change things? You were going nowhere but whether it be through him bringing Kuqi on or just coincidence and a sudden realisation you were only one goal down, you actually looked like getting somewhere in the last 5-10 minutes. It wasn't great but it was better than the garbage you'd previously offered. And yes, I know you had a pretty poor lineup led by an average manager. It's not a terrible defeat but I can see why fans who've paid good money to go down to Birmingham yesterday are left angry with that performance. I've rarely seen you play worse this season.

Gash today like. Fortunate not to concede more.