Neil

Some bloke who was going out has turned up to the FLS studio to do the text/email bit.

Big fat no IMO.

Won 9 games out of 31 and we're 7th.

Probably for the best, really.

Aye. Said that at the time. Just thought that too.

Wahey, you're on next.

Birmingham - Bolton.

The world wouldn't have been the same again. At a guess I'd say Tony Hibbert. How dare you suggest this.

I nearly climaxed when Hibbert stormed into the box. The riot was close.

Why? Because the ref said so?

Pearce has gone back up in my estimation for use of the word "stonking".

The day when he teams up with Bright is the day I top myself. Well that would be disappointing. I feel you could do better.

Jonathan "Splendid Sergeant Bash" Pearce grates on me more with each passing week.

Brilliant save that.

Actually, Liverpool will be on next probably.

"Classic Drogba" VINTAGE ORTON!

Barca won. La Liga title race over.

Death to draws.

Superb goal from Walters.

Yes, quite.

IS WENGER ACTUALLY SAYING HIS TEAM WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH?!?!?!?!

How patronising can you be? "Well surely they'll score against 10 men now."

The Emirates is raucous with delight at that red card.

Fuck's sake, fantasy football. It's not funny anymore how often I forget about it. I've got a bit of money riding on a league with my mate too!

Is your run-in significantly easier or harder on paper than Milan's? Or about the same?