Neil

Wahey, you're on next.

Birmingham - Bolton.

The world wouldn't have been the same again. At a guess I'd say Tony Hibbert. How dare you suggest this.

I nearly climaxed when Hibbert stormed into the box. The riot was close.

Why? Because the ref said so?

Pearce has gone back up in my estimation for use of the word "stonking".

The day when he teams up with Bright is the day I top myself. Well that would be disappointing. I feel you could do better.

Jonathan "Splendid Sergeant Bash" Pearce grates on me more with each passing week.

Brilliant save that.

Actually, Liverpool will be on next probably.

"Classic Drogba" VINTAGE ORTON!

Barca won. La Liga title race over.

Death to draws.

Superb goal from Walters.

Yes, quite.

IS WENGER ACTUALLY SAYING HIS TEAM WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH?!?!?!?!

How patronising can you be? "Well surely they'll score against 10 men now."

The Emirates is raucous with delight at that red card.

Fuck's sake, fantasy football. It's not funny anymore how often I forget about it. I've got a bit of money riding on a league with my mate too!

Is your run-in significantly easier or harder on paper than Milan's? Or about the same?

Tell you what, if Spurs comes before either of our 2 games, I'm going to go fucking ballistic.

"I'm a fucking moron." But then he started on the camera. He really did.

if the vidic tackle you mean was the one where people were screaming "he's the last man" then it was ayellow as cole didn't have the ball nor seemed likely to be first to it had he not been fouled. Frankly, I don't understand the rule. Is it a red for denying a goalscoring opportunity? Does anyone know what constitutes a goalscoring opportunity? I'm pretty sure reds are dished out if you get fouled when being one on one, regardless of the control of the football. Is it just poor application? QUESTIONS?!

Aw, Wayne released a statement. How cute.

La la la la la la la la. Now let's talk about WAYNE ROONEY.