Neil

Tell you what, if Spurs comes before either of our 2 games, I'm going to go fucking ballistic.

"I'm a fucking moron." But then he started on the camera. He really did.

if the vidic tackle you mean was the one where people were screaming "he's the last man" then it was ayellow as cole didn't have the ball nor seemed likely to be first to it had he not been fouled. Frankly, I don't understand the rule. Is it a red for denying a goalscoring opportunity? Does anyone know what constitutes a goalscoring opportunity? I'm pretty sure reds are dished out if you get fouled when being one on one, regardless of the control of the football. Is it just poor application? QUESTIONS?!

Aw, Wayne released a statement. How cute.

La la la la la la la la. Now let's talk about WAYNE ROONEY.

That's fine? That's fucking fine?! Fuck off Hansen.

What an annoyingly good signing Hernandez has been. Going to reach 20 goals barring injury.

And yet gets talked about for Player of the Year. Depressing.

English, Spanish and Italian titles all realistically wrapped up on the same day?

Pique.

I guess it's only the Dutch league. Doesn't count then, yeah.

Zero?

For my sake, that's probably excellent news.

Some Argentinian bloke is coming on for Barca.

Not going for your top scorer?

Damp squib atm.

Oh dear Inter.

Sticking your neck a bit, man. You make Yorkie look meek. Or, they might not. Who knows?

Few players a yellow away from suspension - wouldn't be surprised to see someone get a yellow here so they miss Almeria next week, and not the big one a week later.

CL midweek as well innit.

Pato had no intentions of scoring there.

Villa looked decent today, I thought. Completely perplexed how a team with Young, Agbonlahor, Bent and Downing are so near the relegation zone.

Great first half. Inter getting into it more as the half went on.

What a miss.

Don't think mattis will be loving Pandev's performance so far.