Neil

GG 0-1 Pool.

Booing at the SoL.

First-rate patronising from Crooks. Yes, Donny will be 'right at it' when they come up against the 'giants' of Wolves.

2-1 Donneh.

Billeh Sharp equalises for Donneh.

See - wheel him out against Championship opposition and he's fine.

Delroy Facey.

I'm actually warming to Garth Crooks. He's such an idiot that I find him gently amusing.

I would say it's calm.

Seems odd, especially for the all-powerful Sky. Millwall comeback is on.

Ey? Why is he watching that?

I feel like a peasant watching FS. It's just so shit compared to Jeff. Tom Cruise mistake for Torquay's goal.

Walker GOAL MACHINE.

Choprarrrrrrrrrr

I applaud the FS commentator at the Galpharm's enthusiasm for Huddersfield 1-0 Dover. Make that 2.

Indeed.

Wheeyyyyy.

The Emirates is in danger of breaking into an atmosphere.

BEATEN BY 1 SECOND I'm almost positive you just typed it and hoped he'd score.

GOL GOL GOL

MANY PELANTIES!

PELANTY!

Aye, I remember that. It's one of those things that keeps getting recounted at certain times when discussing footy with mates - purely for the comical stupidity of it.

Mindfuck. Credibility of any following analysis automatically plummets.