Neil

I'll take a draw.

What are his key attributes? Dribbler? Pace? Genuine question btw - he may well turn out to be good and if he has something then of course, support him 100%. I just haven't seen much from the admittedly limited times I've seen him. He's of course got time. Don't think anyone is saying he's shit.

Mainstream shit.

Tenner on Man Utd, Arsenal, Bolton and Newcastle. Returns about £80.

Stopped reading then.

I wouldn't have expected to have watched him much but I'm wondering this too. His name is mentioned quite a lot when 'up and coming' players are mentioned. Is it just because he's young, therefore has 'potential'?

Do a lot of Premiership midfielders have particularly outstandingly special qualities? He's a decent player; I still think he goes missing for chunks of pies games but no-one can deny he's made a huge contribution to your season so far.

Finally been forced into sticking VdV in, with Cahill out. I was looking at the other options and I already have Nasri, Bale and Nani (is he finally going to not be 'slightly injured'?) so he stood out like a sore thumb. Hopefully him and Gareth won't score many points tomorrow, however.

Wigan are playing Bolton - isn't he on loan from Bolton, hence won't be allowed to play?

The thought of 75,000 people watching a game of charades does tickle me to be fair.

I don't really know details, but I imagine their potential local support is drastically reduced due to it also being a rugby town. Still, the DW is an abominable sight.

Well, if it gets changed to cricket at the last minute I don't think either team would have time to practice. It's feasible.

"Well, all we had available were these stumps, a cricket ball, a bat and a convenient quantity of cricket apparel. So...."

I predict that there will be... a game of football. *Match abandoned due to light wind*

Draw.

You do have to take account of Liverpool's PASSIONATE, UNRIVALLED fans. I hear European nights at Anfield are the best in the galaxy.

Oh I did. Only for 37p but I did indeed. Maccabi Haifa U20 Women let me down.

Australia, I imagine, will get far in the tournament so it could be the whole of this month. Tournament runs from 7th-29th. I'd like to think it'll be a blessing in disguise, but it'll probably be catastrophic in front of my eyes.

Alarm bells will start ringing if we get twatted tomorrow. Re: Cahill being away, I'd like to see Bily finally given a chance in a central position. But since he obviously must have nailed Moyes' wife, that won't happen. Tim'll probably stay for the longest time possible, then lose in the final and while walking off the pitch, fall over a rogue banana skin and be out for the rest of the season.

Stoke -1 mate.

Always the same story with him. Was shit in Waterworld. Glad I'm not the only one who thought he'd typed that.

Always the same story with him.

It closes at 11pm? What will Jim White do without some MIDNIGHT MADNESS!?

Blackburn owners clearly just playing FM.

Kanu is renowned for his rare ability to never age.