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Heitinga should slot in or is he injured? Injured and doesn't want to be here. We might get to see a bit of Tony, get in!

Jagielka out for a month, damn.

Indeed. When I've watched them, they have rarely taken control of a game and really opened teams up. They've mainly been nicking goals here and there and winning by the odd goal/not getting beat. They try the same tactic away albeit not as successfully due to a lack of home advantage. Either way, Bruce has developed a sense of togetherness and work-rate there (Bent rarely lets defenders have an easy day, even if he doesn't score), and at the moment, without blowing teams away, they don't look like being beaten at home.

We should be going all out for Johnson, and then I remember we don't have a pot to piss in.

I promise I'll stop... maybe... but that's now the 3rd time in 2010 we've beaten them and all they've mustered is a solitary goal, scored by our own player. Chortle.

Can you give Tiote a Redeemer? I hope we have some classic Unreal Tournament fans here.

Bluemoon is exactly like RTG. Knacker central and grossly disorganised. The categories, the low level of debate, the excessive quantity of threads! Will someone think of the children!?

Really? Great player but he's hardly ripping shit up in this league yet.

1-1. Will be the score at half-time. Go on, you'll do 'em 2-1. Please do.

You lot could enjoy Bluemoon over the next week. I've heard it's full of idiots and I couldn't resist a sneb, but my word, a quite tremendous amount of bitterness has surfaced after our game tonight. Sweet. Very sweet.

It appears I'm going out of the Cup despite getting 30 points. My luck is something else.

Fuck's sake, I got 30 yet I manage to face someone who also got 30.

34 points? Did you think, "aye, Stanislas, got a feeling about him this weekend"? Edit: apologies, I've just seen I somehow got 30 myself.

Good, against that lot of scum I'd rather win that way. On a serious note, you lot have probably got bored of me saying how we've deserved better in a lot of games this season so it's nice for our opposition to feel it for once. That said, we were fucking brilliant at the back, great to see such resilience - something we've uncharacteristically lacked in a few games this year.

Get the fuck in.

WHEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Aye, poor fuckers.

Judging it on us with 10 men? I wasn't aware you started with 10 men. Come off it, we're playing Man City away; we've admittedly sat too deep too early. Our football is generally decent. 2nd goal was alright, would you say?

First yellow was ridiculous IMO, but the second was stupid from Anichebe, knowing he was on a yellow.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

Fucking hell man. This isn't fair on my blood pressure.

Absolutely, we always do it. Sit back far too deep far too early. Oh, here's my good buddy.

Judging it on us with 10 men?

This is highly, highly unenjoyable.

Sigh.