Neil

Portugal 0-0 Cape Verde FT.

Strong Portugal with Ronaldo, Nani and co. are a few minutes from drawing 0-0 with Cape Verde.

He wasn't on the right to start with. Just drifted around doing very little. Edit: sorry, mis-read it.

Decent.

I'm not positive. You'd have to, though, expect them to at least bumble one in in the next 20-25 minutes.

NEE NEED FOR THAT!!! Argies up. And come on, it'd be funny. From the football perspective, anyway.

Eh? What were ITV confused about?

Not too fussed since I managed to make a decent profit at the weekend, so since Portugal are clearly not scoring 4 in 35 minutes, I'm cheering on Cape Verde. Come on you... Cape Verdeans.

Crouch's technique.

Both tbh.

Yes, that save did whisper in the air, "Pick me Fabio".

True, but we look like we can score most times we go forward at the moment. Great save by Green.

Walcott in good run but lack of end product shocker.

I backed away from the H/cap & went for the clean sheet, do they look like keeping clean sheet. Oh aye, I can't see Cape Verde scoring either. Can't see Portugal getting more than 2, and even then it'll probably be off someone's arse or something. Only a friendly but you have to ask questions: they've got Lleidson, Ronaldo and Nani all starting.

Crouch you bellend, score yourself.

Well, that was a mistake. Actually shocked at how woeful they've been.

Wakey wakey.

Anytime now, England will take to the field.

Infact, their whole team does. They don't look dangerous. Against Cape Verde.

Deco really is shit nowadays.

Balls. I would have got on -2 in my treble; I thought they'd play a decent side but not as good as that. Although their entire forward line is amazing really. Apart from Palermo.

Tenner on: England Portugal -3 Argentina -1

Not sure why it's this goal but it always sticks out for me when his name pops up: it was a goal against Argentina in the Confederations Cup, must be 5 or 6 years ago now. He just knocked it down and from 25-30 yards just launched it with that left foot of his into the goal. Big shame we didn't see consistency from him.

Portugal v Cape Verde: are Portugal expecting to rack up a cricket score or would they just be content to whimper to a 3-0 win?

because they actually know how to win the european cup. Never mind that, they know how to offer just the slightest bit of interesting analysis and that alone blows Redknapp out the water.