Neil

You must have made at least a grand in the past month, Jonny. Keep it going. Not bitterly jealous at all or anything.

Against China! :lol:

Who else you got? I'll be sure to warn them, and keep the fuck away from them for my fantasy team.

I hated last season's away kit but ended up loving it. I don't mind it, we had a pink away shirt not so long ago.

Yes, to an extent. It'd be stupid to ignore them as though they didn't exist. It doesn't mean I suddenly think we'll do crap. By asking VI whether he'd be concerned, it doesn't mean I expect Spain to crash out early - it comes down to the small details with the top quality sides.

VI, are you at all concerned by your build-up? Yes, you have a collection of excellent players but a thoroughly unconvincing win against the Saudis with a last-minute win, and a very late win against South Korea is a bit worrying for a team with the quality you have. Let's use "you" to avoid a Catalan v Spanish argument.

My main qualm with Benitez isn't footballing, it's the fact he's an arrogant, patronising whining child. I guess I'm bound to say that though.

Mega lulz.

Rarely seen him as a pundit if at all. I'm open.

Don't know if it's been said but the BBC have added Roy Hodgson to their World Cup line-up. Unfortunately, they've also got everyone's favourite saggy-faced twat.

Possible: NOTW will do their best to uncover some more stuff about Gerrard, I reckon. Probably not: Bridge is banging Terry's lass whilst buying some cocaine off his dad.

Algeria are an excellent team apparently.

Don't go yet Rafa. You haven't overseen the sale of the only 2 players who can get your lot anywhere!

Bartering!

Wouldn't say he's a great player at all; a good one yes.

If it's possible to get a points tally below 0 in the World Cup then Honduras will give it a mighty good go at this rate.

Who on earth is this Alvarez character on the right for Honduras? He is a truly shocking excuse of a player.

Well this isn't going well. Gamst Pedersen has spurned 2 easy chances, and Honduras look like a pub team.

Honduras as much at fault with some of the diabolical passing. Rain hasn't helped, like.

£9 on this.

I love automatic translations. "The first real operation of the summer 2010 transfer window is Inter's." A cross between Maicon and Zanetti would be tastic.

Contemplating Honduras, Serbia and Norway. Either way, plenty of games being streamed live on bet365.

I thought it'd be a marriage made in heaven tbh.

Hmm. Strongly considering including you in my accumulator. Probably a last minute decision.

What sort of team you sending out?