Neil

Neil and Neil will be defensive cohorts. I just wanted to use the word 'cohorts' tbh.

too much logic! Fair AND happy is just being unreasonable.

Everyone seems to talk as though Owen and Valencia are directly replacing Tevez and Ronaldo. Who's to say they won't get a couple more quality players in?

Obsessed. Yes we know you are. Now get his cock out of your mouth Oh, right sorry. Owen is a cunt etc. RARRRRR etc. Sheppards to blame etc. Pffft. Etc. FYP.

This is the most sickening thing ever ... I detest this guy. You can just feel the smugness seeping out of that photo. This guy took the piss at Newcastle. Where is the stupid sulk he had on his face 99% of the time he was here gone now? Filth. On his 2nd face.

2 years, infinite.

IT'S JOE!!! :frantic:

Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo. Why would you want to? RSPCA would be in a mooooood.

Steve Bennett transferred.... to cricket! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/8132360.stm :celb: :celb:

Legend mate. I'll chip in some petroleum money too. Just came back from a 2 mile jog and I'm sweating cobbs. Never been this unfit for a while. Getting back on track now though. You haven't seen anything until you see my lack of fitness.

He's a better striker than fullback, as proven last season with Sheff United Steve Watson scoring a hatrick in a 4-0 win against Leeds

This. Or that?

Actually... it was "yeye im off on fri".

Is there a more cringe-worthy scenario than David Craig using horse-racing terminology, combined with his usual bullshit?

Christ he's actually going.

Jai: Ho...

Darlington.

Every kick of it massively mattering to someone presumably. It's gonna move! The giants of Red Team take on the titans of Blue Team, making them both seem normal sized... Both teams will be playing FOOTBALL, and in VARIOUS combinations.

This game will go down in history as on this Sunday.

cp40 is silenced. Can we have a flying pig smiley?

But if it's a 50/50 after a through ball, you'll more than likely get bulldozed.

Click on the link, man. I didn't see it. I think I'm actually going mad. Cheers.

Due to sheer laziness I'll ask here: how much are the tickets for Darlo? Mind, I'd probably be in the Darlo end... but might give an idea of the sort of price.

Juve will probably cheat. ......

I would, always up for a kickabout. Nice day for it too. Heads and volleys followed by red arse?