The Prophet

This doesn't look sus at all.

Athleti still trying to shift Gallagher by the sounds of it.

He's as thick as donkey dick that bloke.

Would genuinely shake with rage.

"Newcastle's interest in Fermín López is real, but not at the rumored figure. Newcastle is willing to offer 70 million pounds, which is a little over 80 million. Should the club accept this offer?"

Why though?

"We are ready"

Is it thread O'clock?

Poor Luke, the Liverpool plastics will be all over him like a cheap suit.

Akanji going for £15 million?

You just have to laugh at this point.

The phrasing tickled me. He's such a fucking shill man.

"We are ready"

What a summer this could have been if this absolute helmet didn't chuck his toys out the pram.

Goodbye sweet Prince.

It's a risky one, but the potential upside is massive. Interested to see how he gets on.

That was quick.

Surely anyone with sense recognises it's rotten to the core? Sure the manager who gets it right will be a hero, but the chances of doing so under the current ownership seem pretty remote.

Most of it is total nonsense. It's all relatively good fun though if you approach it with your BS filter on. Other than Romano of course, he's an absolute penis sleeve.

Get a Premier League proven striker to allow Woltemade time to bed in and despite a wild summer, we've somehow come out of it very well.

Just think it's an exciting signing. ...he could be a baller and a bagsman.