The Prophet

Shouldn't mean they can't bin it off. It's no longer doing what it said on the tin.

So they were looking for a potential elbow leading to a foul and gave it for handball?

VAR ruining two title races in a week. Can't believe it still has supporters.

Speaking of which, remember when Motherwell were sponsored by coke dealers?

It's based on the Tweet of the non-journalist.

He definetky has a Chelsea bed spread and Todd Boehly PJs.

An overlooked point. When he isn't Tweeting, do we think Ben Jacobs spends his time sniffing bus seats?

The Ronny Gill claiming Trippier was due a bonus if he started the final three league games. Nailed on to start here.

Someone should see the inside of a cell for that.

So Darren England decides it’s a foul immediately. Everything else then becomes secondary and he just brushes over it. Demonstrated by his description of the Raya incidenr as “a possible foul” and everything else as “the actions”.

They're all pretty blind, to be fair.

Yeah if you're Weat Ham, you're absolutely boiling with that.

The Gomez transfer would have been like the Vlach deal, an accountancy trick to clear PSR.

It was only one window, although it was a sickener. Will definitely tune out this summer.

Don't think so.

I like it, you should definitely start calling other blokes "bad boys" in public. The Beehive would be a good place to start.

Worst day of the week.

Any reason?

Except we've never really signed older players under Howe, first transfer window aside.

I thought having a big lad with good feet might help us hold onto the ball a bit more, shame it hadn't worked out like that. Haven't given up on Nick, but he still has a lot to learn.

Joking aside, it's in our long term interests for Spurs to go down.

Hair aside, Maddison has a bit of JD Vance about him these days.

Guarantee we'll turn up at home for the first time in weeks.